Yankee in the South #31 Will thinks he's Dick Clark, but He's Really just a Dick

[Its Got Flavur]

We're on a little trip. The hotel has a bigger TV than at home.

The wide shot of the studio. I had the same impression. Look at all the clutter. The tree, tit on the shelves, Dawn's hats on the door and look at the clock on the right wall. Two years and he still hasn't changed the batteries! That takes thirty seconds.

Let's take a poll. Which will Will change first: the clock batteries or the windshield wipers? I'm only kidding, but sheesh.

We all probably think we're a little lazy, but Will and Dawn make me look like a dynamo! I'm Donna Reed and SNL's Anal Retentive Chef all rolled up into one compared to them. I'll bet Oscar the Grouch has a cleaner house. I'll bet their bathroom is....aaahhhh... nevermind. I really do think one of the reasons they like to travel is because they want to get away from their disgusting house instead of clean or improve it.

They don't cook or clean. They don't have jobs, no children, no responsibilities. Some lazy people that I know spend time on their hobbies or watching TV or movies. I don't even think they do that. Is life all Dawn playing Farmville and Will doing "research" in the studio (i.e. watching porn)?

 

[Furmingos]

Saw this on the Adam the Woo page and it makes sense. Will used to have #2 but not he has too much competition. He thinks he has #1 but he's wrong.

To be a successful vlogger you must do at least one of the following:
1) have an engaging personality
2) showcase engaging content/locations/information
3) film/edit in an extraordinary way

4) YITS = NONE OF THE ABOVE

 

[Where's My Postcard?]

4) YITS = NONE OF THE ABOVE

If he had an average IQ, this fact would scare the tit out of him.

 

[Boobzmagee]

The tree will soon house various pins, random rosaries, empty food containers, a floppy hat, lanyards from DW, gumball machine trinkets and Weigel Styrofoam cups.

 

[BoPeeps78]

It's only a matter of time before that top shelf splits in half. Look at it beginning to sag.

 

[carmel0798]

Will lied again. He was not watching the game he was watching the score only.

 

[SlothyTheSloth]

We're on page 50!!!! Time for our next thread and another brilliant recap from It's Got Flavor (unless you're tired of doing the recaps, totally understandable).

And that shelf, I can't even imagine the amount of dust and spiderwebs that have to be on it.

 

[Furmingos]

Tried to listen to some of last night's lie-stream today but it was just lie after lie after lie. Don't bother yall...it's infuriating.
He was boasting about "his" Lions all night long, and then when the Niners took the lead in the 4th he said goodnight to go watch the next "half" of the game.
Honestly the way he talks about football, not only does he not watch, I don't even think he knowens the rules of the game. He said the game was going into overtime after the 3rd quarter. My grandmother knows more about NFL, and she only watches for Taylor Swift.

Willy The Lyin' said he used to go MANY-A-TIMEZ to Diz-a-nee Wilder-ren-ness Lodge as a kid in 1986.
Ummm...that resort was built in 1994 you idiot! We all know-en your cheapass father would NEVER spend money on Disney just like you.

 

[Nate's Top Button]

They started "Searching for Christmas" vlogs beginning at Halloween. It's almost "Valentime's" Day and his tree is still up.

It's about time for them to start their "Search for Easter."

Am i correct in saying the poor dogs ashes are rammed up in the shelf next to the empty ice cream tubs?

Those tit shelves must be steel-reinforced.
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It's only a matter of time before that top shelf splits in half. Look at it beginning to sag.

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I hope it gives way during a liestream.

 

[CrazySquirrelLady]

Tried to listen to some of last night's lie-stream today but it was just lie after lie after lie. Don't bother yall...it's infuriating.
He was boasting about "his" Lions all night long, and then when the Niners took the lead in the 4th he said goodnight to go watch the next "half" of the game.
Honestly the way he talks about football, not only does he not watch, I don't even think he knowens the rules of the game. My grandmother knows more about NFL, and she only watches for Taylor Swift.

Willy The Lyin' said he used to go MANY-A-TIMEZ to Diz-a-nee Wilder-ren-ness Lodge as a kid in 1986.
Ummm...that resort was built in 1994 you idiot! We all know-en your cheapass father would NEVER spend money on Disney just like you.

He probably meant Fort Wilderness Campground. Back in 1986 you could probably rent a tent site for five bucks. But Daddy Grace just took Little Willie for a ride on the monorail because he was too cheap to pay admission to the theme park.

 

[carmel0798]

1 hr 35 min into livestream is when Willy screws up and calls sidelines a woman not a man !! Busted

 

[yanasi]

I know Dawn’s main jobs are to supply Will with half of her meals, go in stores for him to get his coffee cocoa, wash his hair and clothes, but I’d draw a line at scrubbing the skid marks out of his underwear. I’d make skid marks across his body driving back to Michigan before I’d take on a job like that.

 

[Murray9000]

YITS #32: Their "Studio" Is Full Of Litter But At Least It's Free Of Glitter

 

[Boobzmagee]

Will lied again. He was not watching the game he was watching the score only.

Of course he wasn't, he doesn't have cable or the NFL package and the magical RooooKooo doesn't just get local channels.

 

[Willsaprick]

1 hr 35 min into livestream is when Willy screws up and calls sidelines a woman not a man !! Busted

Yes, he knew he was busted as soon as he opened his mouth about mama sidelines.
When someone was asking about the 93k giveaway he started rolling out the excuses. We have been busy, we have been out of our routine because of the cruise, we've had alot going on, and he even said it was procrastination. Then he started asking for ideas for the giveaway. I can't believe the stans just accept his BS. He said we'll do the 93k giveaway sometime, sometime in the near future, and we'll do the 94k giveaway soon after that.

 

[Cocobean9]

I love when FRE does a YITS video because Will can’t delete comments. Waiting for the usual YITS stans to show up and defend them. Funny how a few in chat last night were congratulating themselves for shutting down the “troll” channels

 

[Its Got Flavur]

Oooh, this thread caught up with me. I thought I had a little more time. I would have if only YITS has cleaned their disgusting studio. Damn you Will! Too lazy to take down your Christmas tree! This is your fault!

I'm a little indisposed right now. Give me a few hours. I can't do it right this moment. I have no idea why it takes so long recapping two people who do nothing, but it does. Stand by.

 

[C-Diddy Dawg]

4) YITS = NONE OF THE ABOVE

Only thing Will had was good timing. He'd never make it this far if he started today.

 

[scopeyscope]

If he had an average IQ, this fact would scare the tit out of him.

“Dawnarreah” needs to win title

 

[Hereforthesh]

New thread:

Yankee in the South #32 Dawnarrhea

Thanks go to @Its Got Flavur for the new thread title. They do such a wonderful job in doing recaps, so hopefully they'll be on and give us another if they like. Let the lies continue from YITS.

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