At this point surely she realises she’s
tit. Or Chris has told her in the nicest way that she’s
tit
Hasn’t she recently joined a management agency? I am certain she’s only done this so she can deflect the blame on them for her lack of a career. I can just imagine the conversation
Chris: erm darling, this influencing thing you say you do all day in between making your mummy lunchboxes isn’t exactly paying the bills…
Amelia: It’s the ALGORITHM Chris. I’m an OG influencer but it’s the ALGORITHM. I’m really busy posting one reel a week and moaning on stories about how hard everything is as a first time mum..
Chris: ok but the algorithm isn’t paying the
bleeping bills. Maybe you could get a little part time job to help out? Your mums offered to babysit whilst you are doing this influencer thing so why not use her wisely an get a job that actually pays?
Amelia: But I’m an OG influencer Chris! I just need a management agency. Everyone else has one and I don’t.
Chris: Ok I’ll pay for a management agency to help you find paid ad deals
Amelia: great! Goes back to playing on the sims, making mummy lunchboxes.
A few months later…
Chris: *Well that was a
bleeping waste of money* Amelia, we still aren’t covering the bills…
Amelia- it’s not my fault it’s the management company! I’m an OG influencer! Look at my blog Chris! I’ve launched my colouring book, I’ve made one sale this month! It was to my mum but I made a sale!
Chris:
bleeping hell. I’m an absolute melt.
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Oh god, I’m vomiting after reading her Etsy shop description:
“During the day I nurture my child, and during the evening I nurture my inner child colouring these pages and allowing my mind to empty and reset ready for a brand new day ahead.”
I had to suffer reading that so it’s only fair that the rest of you tattlers do as well!