XAmeliaX #8 Up the duff, talks about her muff, finds life tough, we’ve all had enough!

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wishiniwasskinny

When you read the caption on the photographers photo carousel it’s for a series of shoots commissioned by a third party called Raw Motherhood or something. I think it’s supposed to show mums being “real” and there are other people in other pics
 
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wishiniwasskinny said:
When you read the caption on the photographers photo carousel it’s for a series of shoots commissioned by a third party called Raw Motherhood or something. I think it’s supposed to show mums being “real” and there are other people in other pics
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What’s real about it?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Rainbowchampagne

Ah yes, the classic ‘my baby won’t let me put them down and I have to pump because my boobs are sooooo full and I don’t even have time to eat but I have to eat because IM BREASTFEEDING BTW!’
 
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malibu skies

malibu skies

FlipFlop0706 said:
JUST PUT THE BABY DOWN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT HIM IN HIS CRIB!
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I have very strong opinions about this so I’ll try and contain my rage but you just know that in a years time she’ll be whinging about how the ‘little man’ won’t settle without her and it’s because she’s trained him to do that 😒
 
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ArizonaMay

She has to mention that she let Chris have a few hours sleep before saying she’s had a lay in! 🙄
 
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37BBL

So I've seen her out and about, with baby. I live in the same town and saw them over the weekend in a cafe. Baby is cute, amelia looked quite frumpy and mardy. I've got two kids myself and appreciate the newborn phase, but she doesn't look approachable or friendly. Her other half looks a bit more sociable.
Didn't overhear what the baby is called unfortunately.
 
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MyRightTit

37BBL said:
So I've seen her out and about, with baby. I live in the same town and saw them over the weekend in a cafe. Baby is cute, amelia looked quite frumpy and mardy. I've got two kids myself and appreciate the newborn phase, but she doesn't look approachable or friendly. Her other half looks a bit more sociable.
Didn't overhear what the baby is called unfortunately.
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Lol, I would’ve said to them “oh what a lovely baby. What’s his name?” I wonder how they’d react!
 
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MyRightTit said:
Lol, I would’ve said to them “oh what a lovely baby. What’s his name?” I wonder how they’d react!
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“Oh I’m sorry, we don’t share his name or let people see his face. Do you want to see my c section scar though?”
 
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emz1989

Counted 98 likes for that ‘Dear Body’ post she clearly hoped would go viral. I’ve had more likes for my run-of-the-mill non-influencer Insta posts!
 
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Loustafford

Jesus Christ the way she is going on your think she had the jabs yesterday with a inch thick rusty needle 🥱🙄🫨
 
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Pinkii

She is literally such a ‘new mum’ cliche poster it’s ridiculous.

proud C section scar ✔
Breastfeeding/public breastfeeding ✔
Mum shamed for crying baby ✔
Jabs/i cried ✔
Post partum body ‘i love my body/made a human’ posts ✔


next will be her ‘proud of my tiger marks’ 🙄
 
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