Winter Love Island 2023 #5

[GossWhore]

Why are there so many bland boys in there?! Numbers mean we must be losing a girl next yet we could lose half the boys and not see any difference

Not to going on a psychology rant but I think it's the state of dating. Men are just... there... they haven't grown because they were able to be the breadwinner and women had to deal with their bland boring selves. Now women are becoming breadwinners and elevating themselves, they can't keep up.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Tanya knows what she’s doing telling Zara

 

[Laika1234]

Agree. Ron gives me the absolute ick, but not surprised Lana gives him the ick. It's all very Amy and Curtis vibes.
The girl has absolutely no spark. Just droops around moaning.

Agree.

Also her and Olivia are quick to pick on Zara last week but when the men treat them like shit they’re just all teary eyed but say nothing. Instead letting the other girls mouth off for them so they still come off as “easy going” to the boys. Ultimate pick me duo.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Wtf? So we still have to endure 58 mins of dead wood and then they do the classic cliffhanger

 

[GossWhore]

The smartest thing Zara and Olivia could do is become friends after Tom's bs behaviour

 

[Clovis]

I don't know if Tom's family would be proud right now though.

 

[hol20x]

A COMMUNITY PENIS

Is that like the male version of the town bike?

 

[lova444]

Surely, Tom's jawline has some type of filler in it? Every time he pops up on my screen all i see is this meme......

the crimson chin is turning me off.....

 

[Holmessk]

I would totally smack Kai's smug face in (with a brick)

 

[GossWhore]

I loved Harris... he's an absolute child, but he's lovely..

Especially when he's fighting randoms on the street... lovely boy

 

[Dollenganger]

I don’t think Zara was iconic at all shouting at Tom. Yes he was sly snogging Ellie but no point bringing his family into it.
At least it didn’t seem as fake acted by them all as the episode the night before

I personally think that she probably knows the most information about him and therefore knew exactly what would trigger him the most. And it worked - man got up and threw his pink coat right out of the pram. Zara has a fiery temper but Tom deserved it.

He goes around showing that he doesn’t give a crap about anyone’s feelings. And, more importantly, he thinks it’s fine for him to treat women like that. I’m not sure what Olivia still sees in him at this point. And I also think that Sammie will steer clear of him.

 

[sassylash]

just thinking about the comparison between kai and lenny from shark tale

 

[Clovis]

Lmao Kai doesn't look too pleased with the new boys:

Rattled much?

 

[GossWhore]

Wonder if that’s Ron’s house or the family house.

Family house of course

Call me bitter but I don't wanna see middle class kids going on Love island who probably have their inheritance sorted. It's like when I saw Liam who won with Millies family house

Love Island winner's stunning Welsh family home up for sale

The five-bedroom property also boasts three stables, a home gym and a swimming pool

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[classytikkamasala]

no we want the boys out not the girls this round

 

[sassylash]

now see if the smokers area was here we would have some real life DRAMA

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

Tom throwing his lil pink shirt in a tantrum

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Me watching Lana upset over this loser

 

[1181carmenta]

For every beautiful female bombshell they put in, they should put in the male equivalent. It’s only fair the lads are subject to the same!

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Ron is gross