My other half
He ordered us burritos for lunch (with work expenses, I know this story sounds a bit ungrateful). I don't like cheese or sour cream on mine (I know...don't @ me!) and he KNOWS this, but the burritos arrived... and mine had cheese and sour cream on. Mistakes can happen, but this is literally the THIRD TIME in a row, in the space of a fortnight or so. WHY is this so hard to remember? He's known me and my cheese-hating palate for coming up on a decade now. He said he asked them not to put them on mine, claiming "oh no, I'm sorry, they mustn't have seen my note!" but I seen the receipt which shows that he didn't add a note at all, so he sits on a throne of lies! I ate half of it anyway but didn't enjoy it as much, I was so looking forward to my burrito arriving too, so I was a bit disappointed
Another thing: we're living in a small studio apartment and anytime I get up to go to the kitchen/the bathroom, he asks me "where are you going?" or "what are you doing?" I mean for goodness sake, where do you think I'm going, what do you think I'm doing?