Whatmummymakes #4 Always on a Costa break, what is it Mummy actually makes?!

[Summernights]

I feel really really really really really awful for what I’m about to say, judge me all you like but I’m literally wincing whilst typing it….. both her and Nina’s weight aren’t exactly a shining example of a balanced healthy diet are they ….

 

[Em_]

Nina aged 3, is in 5-6 years at next, that's shocking. I've always found next sizing to be quite big, they would last my daughter for a couple of years. My daughter is still wearing a 5-6 years coat from there and she's 7, it's just getting a bit short now, but fits her well. I feel awful discussing Nina's clothes size, but I'm shocked that she needs 5-6 years and that's all down to Rebecca and what she feeds her.

 

[FakeSmile]

It makes me laugh that Rebecca won’t give Nina mayo with her tuna but a big slab of pork belly is fair game

 

[Xyzabc1234]

Another 'Lets normalise!' post. She loves to think of herself as some kind of parenting guru I think, you know with all her experience of one child and no formal training that I know of.

What's next do we think?

Let's normalise - feeding your child cheesy pasta and take away on repeat!

Let's normalise - pretending your partner/child's father doesn't exist!

Let's normalise - dragging your child half way round the country at every opportunity because you've got no friends to socialise with!

We're all in this parenting thing together guyzz!

 

[thesmallone]

I thought she was referring to Nina

Well Nina does need a rest from driving herself around to call in at the hairdresser's, pick Rebecca up from the station....

 

[CaroleBaskinDidIt]

Came straight here when I saw her story!! She is trolling us

Same

I’m so shocked I can’t even think of a sarcastic comment.

Although the story just before that one has annoyed me. WHO on Earth is thinking to themselves “I don’t understand this thing about my baby’s diet, I won’t go to the NHS website or ask my health visitor. I know, I’ll ask that woman from Instagram who puts cheese in everything, she’ll know!”.

 

[MakeDamnSure]

Rebeccas children’s book:

Chapter 1 - how to pretend your child’s father doesn’t exist. Don’t mention them at all especially not Father’s Day

Chapter 2 - fun days out for children (Costa, food festivals, shopping centres, national trust) places must all be at least 1 hour drive away and if you really must go to the beach then don’t bring any swimming stuff.

Chapter 3 - caring for your sick child. Don’t let them rest on the sofa for a few days, drag them out and about with you on holiday to possibly infect everyone you come in to contact with.

Chapter 4 - bonding with your child. Don’t ever let them spend time with anyone else. Don’t ever let them make any friends or become independent so they will always call you their best friend.

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

Nina looks so pissed off, poor old Nini wanted a bed on the sofa and back to back paw patrol but instead has spent half the weekend in the car, how can anyone be bothered to drive that much? Maybe she needs a career change, become a wagon driver, she doesn't cook anything anyway and there is a national driver shortage, think it might be a better fit than trying to pretend to cook healthy meals for the whole family whilst making your child a peanut butter and peach wrap and pretending your husband doesn't exist.

 

[Brodie]

Again, if I showed my 2 year old a bramble bush she probably wouldn’t give a shit.
So annoying how she makes out Nina is a middle aged woman and loves everything she does.
I’m not 30 yet and the fact me and Rebecca are the same age blows my mind. She is SO boring.

 

[Houseofbunny]

I honestly don't get it. She makes out she's invented the wheel, shoves a phone in the poor kids face, barking demands like 'is that nice? Are you liking that Nini?!'

I know it sounds horrible but I would personally love it if 'Nini' replied 'No, it's f*cking sh*te' and threw said concoction across the room.

Why though make a huge announcement about a new logo?!

 

[Astyanax]

Came straight here when I saw her story!! She is trolling us

 

[thenoninfluencer]

I’m done. That breakfast. Its just greedy. Two drinks and two breakfasts. I dunno a pain au chocolate and coffee does it for me until lunch and I’m pregnant.

I almost feel like she’s made her (unhealthy) relationship with food her identity and career.
I get her account is about food but it’s literally all it’s about, the eating that is.

not about the prep, sourcing ingredients, planning a balanced meal, shopping savvy, it’s literally about look at this food I’m gunna eat, I’m eating again

 

[Hereforthecomments1991]

She will block you!

She might not. Go for it!

Was 100% not expecting that cheesecake to still be there in her last story. Thought half of it would have been gone at least. Especially because I don't know what Rebecca had for dinner last night. Been worrying all night about it. Was it train food? Costa sandwich? A celebration meal for returning home??

We need to know!!!

 

[Borntorun]

Her child is ill. Instead of having a quiet day, or you know, going home…. Shes plonked her in the freezing cold sea then fed her a sausage roll and a cronut. What planet does this woman live on?!?

 

[coldtoast]

I would pay good money to see her squeeze in the passenger door of her car and across to the drivers side! sorrynotsorry

 

[CatHun]

Nina told me she loves me more because I took her to sit in a 3 hour queue for petrol before we drove across the country for no reason.

 

[Peggy5]

Is it just me or is driving over an hour to a NT for a day out, then 40 mins to a shopping centre for tea and shopping then 90mins drive home just so much for a 3 yr old in one day?

It’s not just you! I totally agree. I get the vibe that she doesn’t really know what to do with Nina so it’s easier to spend any extra time in the car
If we travel for a day out we tend to take a picnic (she’s REALLY missing a trick with picnic recipes) or go somewhere local to where we’ve gone for our day out. I presume most people do this and not just us!

 

[squatternutbosh]

She’s deffo reading on here and has realised what an absolute prat she looks trying to maintain a single mum aesthetic so is going to slowly drip feed him in

 

[gooddino]

We should have a road trip sweepstake!! I have
National Trust Garden/old house visit, North East… maybe Alnwick, Nina gets soaked in the sea, pizza express and IKEA meatballs on the way home!!

 

[Virgin Media Fan]

Oh I really want to get my 3 year old a gift, hmmm what shall I get oh, I know what she'll love, a fucking tin of biscuits