I bet she used a recipe with less sugar in than Becky’s ‘low sugar’ version!She thinks she invented gingerbread biscuit advent calendars. My mum was making them back in the 80’s and 90’s.
Yoghurt dip to hide the fact it’s as dry as the SaharaBollocks was it ‘really hard’ to squeeze a satsuma in your big old meat grinder ham hand, Bex.
Also the pork is ready in ten minutes because she burns the fuck out of it over a high heat and stuffs it in a pitta so no one notices that it’s charred, not crispy
Oh how I’m dying for the person who knows them to come back and fill us in on the divorce tea. Maybe they don’t want to come on again because they told us they were ‘very much’ still together when that wasn’t actually the case. We forgive you though oh secret Tattler, please come back?!I wonder if Stu's car is still getting cleaned regularly now he's not having to avoid Hagrid in the house
I haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light onI wonder if Stu's car is still getting cleaned regularly now he's not having to avoid Hagrid in the house
Ohhhhh maybe he's grieving the loss of dear becksI haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light on
Maybe it doesn’t need cleaning as much now Becks isn’t driving it. I’ve always imagined she’d be a car eater, unable to wait til she gets home… Like the person Sarah Millican once described in a comedy sketch, seen eating tirimisu with their bare hands in an Asda car park…I haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light on
I haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light on
Or maybe out celebrating so never at homeOhhhhh maybe he's grieving the loss of dear becks
Upstairs with his new woman who isn’t a prude and actually enjoys his company, perhaps?Or maybe out celebrating so never at home
I hope it’s thisUpstairs with his new woman who isn’t a prude and actually enjoys his company, perhaps?
I think I speak for us all when I say… what the actual fuckNow she’s air frying fish sticks and asparagus!!
No wonder the poor husband left her honking breathe and honking pee is a very attractive combination!!
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