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Why is she so averse to playing with that kid? Like you’re a mum, hate to break it to you but long leisurely afternoons sunbathing peacefully in the garden are a long way off now!
 
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Why is she so averse to playing with that kid? Like you’re a mum, hate to break it to you but long leisurely afternoons sunbathing peacefully in the garden are a long way off now!
Thought the same when I saw her post. If she thinks a paddling pool will keep a toddler contained so she can sunbathe she’s got another thing coming.
 
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Does she ever just shut the duck up? Her whole life revolves around when to exercise.
This is your sign to exercise. duck off. Honestly. I try and exercise of some kind 3 times a week when I can. Around my children and life. Doesn’t always happen religiously and I certainly will not set a 5am alarm, sleep is so important and I lose my patience with my kids when I’m sleep deprived! It’s not worth my mental health to get a 6 pack. Just be healthy guys not obsessive
 
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Yearly tradition of a trip to a field…so mum can get a photo for the gram and show everyone she’s thinner in it than last year.

What fun for him!
 
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I’m absolutely creasing at her stories about her hair growth not staying stuck down on her head 😭😭😭😭, she’s actually such a control freak. She needs help
 
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She looks manic on those stories, whilst also eye bleeping herself, obvs
Her her eyes always looook so wide with that hundred yard stare, like she’s been on the sesh 😂😭. Honestly think she needs to chill the duck out
 
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I know nothing about babies and aware they all reach milestones at different ages, but if her son was 1 beginning of May and not walking, could this be down to her focusing on herself and shoving him in a corner constantly or keeping him locked in a pram etc. unable to explore?
 
I know nothing about babies and aware they all reach milestones at different ages, but if her son was 1 beginning of May and not walking, could this be down to her focusing on herself and shoving him in a corner constantly or keeping him locked in a pram etc. unable to explore?
Is he still not walking? I’ve had two kids and both walked just after 1st birthday. I can’t imagine he’s allowed to do much is he
 
I think it’s pretty obvious the baby is just an inconvenience to her workout mornings and YouTube on the sofa afternoons.
 
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Is he still not walking? I’ve had two kids and both walked just after 1st birthday. I can’t imagine he’s allowed to do much is he
Not unaided, only with a walker or hanging on to a stair gate then plonks down and crawls...

He really is an inconvenience to her! Likes to keep him contained to one space with a few crappy toys or in a carrier / highchair.
He must not be allowed to touch anything since she's such a clean / neat freak too.
 
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My word. Her latest stories about cleaning. They put their 14 month old in the highchair for 1.5 hours whilst they do that?!
 
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My word. Her latest stories about cleaning. They put their 14 month old in the highchair for 1.5 hours whilst they do that?!
why is everything SO obsessive and rigid. I did the hoovering upstairs yesterday because I had a free window while the kids were playing in one of their rooms, it doesn’t always happen on a Thursday, and I certainly can’t do the whole house in one go. No wonder he’s not walking yet if he’s strapped down so often- how does he even sit that long?!?
That bloody emoji she puts after everything too 🫶
 
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