So I would like to believe it was true. I obviously told people in my class the rumour which amused us greatly.We had a quiet nerdy science teacher and he broke up a fight once when I was in like year 10 and DAMN I saw him in a different light after thatWhen I was in year 7 I remember one of the year 11’s bringing a knife into school and one of the teachers tackled him to the ground at dinner time.
This might give away which school I went to if anyone went to the same one but what the hellWe got a new headteacher who was from Germany, and we weren’t allowed to call her “Miss”. We had to call her “Frau”. & in one assembly she made a boy stand in front of the year group and eat dog food from a tin. We renamed her hitler after that.
My brother was a couple of years below me in school and this happened in his year group. A girl had been talking to a boy online, & one day he asked her to send naked photos of herself to him. She did. Then it all came out one day and the boy turned out to be one of the girls in her friendship group cat fishing her! Got round the school pretty quick. Poor girl.
I went to quite a rough school so windows being smashed, fights, parents threatening teachers, kids vandalising teachers cars, people getting excluded for smoking weed were a daily occurrence. Best days of my life.
Crying at how Oreos are part of a Spanish breakfastOh god how could I forget the biggest scandal of my year group.
Our Spanish teacher told us all to bring in £1 to the next lesson and she would buy us all food and have a “Spanish Breakfast”. (Oreos, Churros, Torrijas and chocolately stuff). We were all buzzing, some of us even gave her £2 for extra Oreos. After the lesson when we handed over our money we never saw her again. Rumours went round that she’d been sacked, or was on the sick for going crazy.
Turns out she’d been sacked for writing and trying to publish a book all about how tit the school was and slagging off all the other teachers. She got found out as she’d sent a copy to one of the other teachers to proof read.
We never got Oreos for breakfast. & we never got our money back. witch
According to her “Miss Moneygrabber” Oreos were popular with Spanish teenagers at the time so she wanted to include them in the breakfastCrying at how Oreos are part of a Spanish breakfast
Was Kappa even expensive when it was popular?
I love Kappa but no it was one of the cheaper brandsWas Kappa even expensive when it was popular?
I was born 93 so just about missed the Kappa era.
though, I went to school on a small island so it was all pretty tame, a pervy PE teacher and a drunk Science teacher was as dramatic as it got. One day a boy bunked off the afternoon, and it was like 
what is the point, there's nothing to do, you might as well stay in school 
That reminds me of a girl who always made up something farfetched happening on her journey into school to excuse why she was late. Our form tutor panicked the one day when she said she got sexually assaulted whilst walking her usual route. She was taken straight out of the classroom to the headteacher. I presume they would've called the police and parents straight away but she admitted that she lied not long after. It was messed up, but a little bit of me felt bad for her as it was a cry for attention. I don't think life was great at home for her at the time and she didn't have many friends because of her lies. I do wonder about her sometimes and hope life turned out better.
. Thank god it didn’t work as I’d be scarred for life now. Me and my best mate Infiltrated the 6th formers and planned to shag two boys in the loos at lunch time but she told someone and it spread and we ended up hiding from them instead and put it down to a rumour 
Can remember when a dog would get in and every one would go madWhat was it about dogs coming onto the school grounds that was so great? One day a dog got into my school and was running up and down the corridors, that was a good day
Some of these stories have me like
I might give myself away if I share too much 
Missnschoool days so much.Just remembered a couple more
In sixth form (I was in upper sixth) there was a girl in the year below. Would only see her in the common room as we had no lessons together. She was a bit of an outcast bless her, not many friends, was obsessed with Glee and Highschool Musical and would sing down the corridors. Quite young for her age. I felt really sorry for her as people would tease her.
She always had this huge diary/journal book with her. I just assumed it was a book to take notes in from her lessons.
One day, I don’t know if she left it on purpose, but she left the book in the common room. One of the boys got hold of it and it was full of sex stories. There were sex stories in there about students, teachers and even one about Ant and Dec which I still remember to this day was called “A Jungle Bromance”. She wasn’t even bothered that we all read them. I think she was pretty proud of them
Another time. There was a time when the teachers classroom who’s was directly next to the common room (I’ll call him Mr A) he was a really big bloke.
He had a microwave in his classroom and would have a Rustlers burger every day, without fail, for lunch. One day someone must have stole his burger, and he came stomping into the common room, locked the door and demanded we weren’t going anywhere until someone owned up about stealing his burger.
I think we ended up legging it past him and unlocking the door when we were all late to our next lesson. Nobody believed us when we said “Mr A just held us all hostage for nicking his burger”
