1994 is now as far away as 2048!A few years ago there was a meme doing the rounds that said ‘1994 is now as far away as 2042’. That freaked the hell out of me.
1994 is now as far away as 2048!A few years ago there was a meme doing the rounds that said ‘1994 is now as far away as 2042’. That freaked the hell out of me.
Will be my 15th since 1966 - assuming I am still alive with my acute myeloid leukaemia and Parkinson's Disease.Getting/developing arthritis. Realising that next year's World Cup will be the 10th I remember watching.
That's just someone who advises on funerals generally, in a hypothetical way, offering help if needed. The ceremonials could be those of elderly relatives of those they contact. So I wouldn't get too hung up on someone offering to be a funeral adviser.I’ve just received an email from ‘Your Funeral Advisor’.
Oh, I’m not bothered by it. I found it rather amusing. The email is a cartoon of an elderly couple with walking sticks, it offers quotes on funeral plans. I’m just surprised to receive it as I’m only 26.That's just someone who advises on funerals generally, in a hypothetical way, offering help if needed. The ceremonials could be those of elderly relatives of those they contact. So I wouldn't get too hung up on someone offering to be a funeral adviser.
Hopefully my funeral's director or organiser, on the other hand, hasn't been born yet.
Your carpet has tits?I was divorced twice because I couldn't keep it in my trousers and now, at 62 , being moaned at because I do keep it my trousers.
Refusing a tit wank because I can't stand the pain of carpet burns on my ball bag.
Thats insaneeeeeeThat 1990 was 31 years ago.
I don't have any idea how to process this fact.
I found my first grey at my nanny’s funeral. Just after some stranger berated me for not being more like my sister (she had just bought her first house, engaged and pregnant at the time)And the night before my birthday I found three greys. Fml.
That is definitely got me today1994 is now as far away as 2048!