omg as if he forgot your birthday, that’s not very nice!!He picks his nose like a 5yo, only grudgingly stops if I shout how digusting it is.
He clips his toenails and leaves all the bits on the pouffe in the living room.
He has never vacuumed, not once in 21yrs.
He refuses the take his muddy work boots off and stomps mud all thru the house.
He eats with his mouth open - I ask him to close his mouth when he's eating, he says he needs his mouth open to get the food in. I have to turn the TV up cos of the noise.
He kept me awake for 12yrs as he's such a pain in bed. Refused to see the GP. Turned out he has sleep aponea - told him there was something wrong!!! Idiot.
He doesn't food shop. Or unload the car. Or put it away.
He doesn't feed the cats or clean their tray.
He's never cleaned the shower but insists on using soap, not shower gel.
He falls asleep on the couch after tea every evening for about 2hrs, snoring.
He once completely forgot it was my birthday, only realised when he walked into the living room and my family were there to wish me a happy birthday.
He is grumpy and makes no effort at conversation or pleasantries.
His side of the bedroom looks like a midden.
I could go on all day, he's like a child trapped in a man's body. I'm not even married, I think I need to have a word with myself
There are something you don't forget ....omg as if he forgot your birthday, that’s not very nice!!
I think you might be living with my exHe picks his nose like a 5yo, only grudgingly stops if I shout how digusting it is.
He clips his toenails and leaves all the bits on the pouffe in the living room.
He has never vacuumed, not once in 21yrs.
He refuses the take his muddy work boots off and stomps mud all thru the house.
He eats with his mouth open - I ask him to close his mouth when he's eating, he says he needs his mouth open to get the food in. I have to turn the TV up cos of the noise.
He kept me awake for 12yrs as he's such a pain in bed. Refused to see the GP. Turned out he has sleep aponea - told him there was something wrong!!! Idiot.
He doesn't food shop. Or unload the car. Or put it away.
He doesn't feed the cats or clean their tray.
He's never cleaned the shower but insists on using soap, not shower gel.
He falls asleep on the couch after tea every evening for about 2hrs, snoring.
He once completely forgot it was my birthday, only realised when he walked into the living room and my family were there to wish me a happy birthday.
He is grumpy and makes no effort at conversation or pleasantries.
His side of the bedroom looks like a midden.
I could go on all day, he's like a child trapped in a man's body. I'm not even married, I think I need to have a word with myself
THIS! Mine goes and puts the lamp on in the living room, and then goes to do something in another room. If I turn it off, he goes and turns it back on again. And he leaves the hallway light on every time he leaves the house, even if it's daylight and he's only going out for a short time. WHY!?He comes into a room in the middle of the day and puts the bloody light on. No matter how sunny it is. It annoys me so much . I keep switching them off.
We call this “boy looking” in our house. He can never find the ketchup - there could be a babybel in front of the massive 600g bottle but he won’t see past what’s first on the shelf.My husband (via text): We've run out of Marmite.
Me: I bought a new jar on Saturday, it's in the cupboard.
Husband: What cupboard?
Me: The same cupboard that we've kept it in for the last 20 years ffs
Husband: I can't find it, are you sure you bought a new one??
Me: (losing the will to live) Yes, it's in the cupboard on the left, on the bottom shelf, right next to the peanut butter, there might be a jar of squeezy honey in front of it. It's definitely there, I used it less than 2 hours ago.
Husband (hours later) I've run out of shower gel
Me: There's a new one in the cupboard under the sink in the bathroom (simultaneously scrolling through "How to murder someone and get away with it" on my work laptop)
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