chickhicks86
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The crumbs! Just the bloody crumbs!
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WeepingCassandra
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Leaves rubbish on a plate on the counter right above the bin.
Doesn't wash up anything that can't be put in the dishwasher.
Leaves all his clothes down his side of the bed rather than in the washing machine.
Always has to have a 'solution' to a problem and gets annoyed if there isn't one (even if I wasn't asking for one).
He's not great at buying gifts. My birthday present this year was a milk jug. I was unimpressed.
Doesn't wash up anything that can't be put in the dishwasher.
Leaves all his clothes down his side of the bed rather than in the washing machine.
Always has to have a 'solution' to a problem and gets annoyed if there isn't one (even if I wasn't asking for one).
He's not great at buying gifts. My birthday present this year was a milk jug. I was unimpressed.
Pineapple glitter
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Putting dishes in the sink with food still on the plate
Makes little effort to be sociable when my family/friends visit but expects me to pull out all the stops when it's his people visiting.
As soon as I mop the bathroom floor he needs to use the bathroom. As soon as I mop the kitchen floor he needs a cuppa.... or a something, and it can't wait.
Incapable of switching lights off when he leaves a room then complains about electricity bills being high.
Why the fuckety fuck does the TV volume have to be at top whack when he's watching football/ F1??
I've not done washing on purpose to get my message across. He once complained there were no clean towels so I pointed to the washing machine and said you don't have to wash them that thing does it for you but you do need to load it - I'm your girlfriend not your fucking mum !!
He's bloody factor 50 on the twatability scale
Makes little effort to be sociable when my family/friends visit but expects me to pull out all the stops when it's his people visiting.
As soon as I mop the bathroom floor he needs to use the bathroom. As soon as I mop the kitchen floor he needs a cuppa.... or a something, and it can't wait.
Incapable of switching lights off when he leaves a room then complains about electricity bills being high.
Why the fuckety fuck does the TV volume have to be at top whack when he's watching football/ F1??
I've not done washing on purpose to get my message across. He once complained there were no clean towels so I pointed to the washing machine and said you don't have to wash them that thing does it for you but you do need to load it - I'm your girlfriend not your fucking mum !!
He's bloody factor 50 on the twatability scale
WeHadFunRight
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He spends SO much time in the loo! When we were looking for a new house I made 2 loos a non negotiable.
he mumbles. He mumbles constantly. When I ask him to say it again he repeats himself in the same low mumble. I know I will end up simply ignoring him eventually, but I think that’s 25+ years of marriage territory.
he mumbles. He mumbles constantly. When I ask him to say it again he repeats himself in the same low mumble. I know I will end up simply ignoring him eventually, but I think that’s 25+ years of marriage territory.
prozacprincess
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Part Two …
He leaves cups with water in next to the dishwasher. I assume they’re empty and tip water down myself while loading the dishwasher.
He constantly forgets to lock the doors and the cars
Thinks housework just involves vacuuming and nothing else, and thinks gardening just involves arsing about on his ride on mower.
He insists on shouting from one end of the house to me at the other …. It’s a sizeable house so I can’t bloody hear him. Then he comes stomping around with his elephant feet calling my name and asking why I’m ignoring him
He is always weighing himself and sulks if he gains even an ounce.
He leaves cups with water in next to the dishwasher. I assume they’re empty and tip water down myself while loading the dishwasher.
He constantly forgets to lock the doors and the cars
Thinks housework just involves vacuuming and nothing else, and thinks gardening just involves arsing about on his ride on mower.
He insists on shouting from one end of the house to me at the other …. It’s a sizeable house so I can’t bloody hear him. Then he comes stomping around with his elephant feet calling my name and asking why I’m ignoring him
He is always weighing himself and sulks if he gains even an ounce.
Lola UK
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- as soon as his family knock on the door he goes into the garage / upstairs for a poo / into the garden
- can tell exactly what he’s made in the kitchen, because all the cupboard doors are open.
- puts rubbish into the sink and then puts the tap on? The bin is the same distance as the sink? So when I move it over to the bin it’s all wet and drippy. WHY!
- thinks cleaning the bathroom is pouring bleach into the loo and leaving it there.
- falls asleep on the sofa at 730pm and then expects a party at 10:30pm and won’t stop talking
- starts a job in the house and then as soon as said area is functional, doesn’t bother to finish it
- can tell exactly what he’s made in the kitchen, because all the cupboard doors are open.
- puts rubbish into the sink and then puts the tap on? The bin is the same distance as the sink? So when I move it over to the bin it’s all wet and drippy. WHY!
- thinks cleaning the bathroom is pouring bleach into the loo and leaving it there.
- falls asleep on the sofa at 730pm and then expects a party at 10:30pm and won’t stop talking
- starts a job in the house and then as soon as said area is functional, doesn’t bother to finish it
UnknownTattler
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This 
if something is hidden underneath something else, then forget about it, he will never find it 
if something is hidden underneath something else, then forget about it, he will never find it
prozacprincess
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Hmmm 
Seems to be unable to close cupboards and drawers
Doesn’t remove tissues from his pockets before putting clothes in wash basket … he doesn’t remove cash either so I take that as my tip for dealing with said tissues
Leaves the blinds closed if he gets out of bed after me.
He never remembers what places nearby are called, so I end up having to try and describe somewhere that we regularly go to.
The constant inane questions. They start the minute I open my eyes with “ what are you doing today?” ….
Oh and his sodding heavy footsteps. He’s 5ft 5 and slim so hardly a heavyweight, yet he insists on stomping about like a god damn elephant.
There is more … so much more
Seems to be unable to close cupboards and drawers
Doesn’t remove tissues from his pockets before putting clothes in wash basket … he doesn’t remove cash either so I take that as my tip for dealing with said tissues
Leaves the blinds closed if he gets out of bed after me.
He never remembers what places nearby are called, so I end up having to try and describe somewhere that we regularly go to.
The constant inane questions. They start the minute I open my eyes with “ what are you doing today?” ….
Oh and his sodding heavy footsteps. He’s 5ft 5 and slim so hardly a heavyweight, yet he insists on stomping about like a god damn elephant.
There is more … so much more
Purrrrrrr
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My sister was very slim, size 3 shoe and walked like a fairy elephant. When she was upstairs the ceiling would shake and the light would swing as she walked across the bedroom I would always look up thinking the ceiling was going to come down.Hmmm
Seems to be unable to close cupboards and drawers
Doesn’t remove tissues from his pockets before putting clothes in wash basket … he doesn’t remove cash either so I take that as my tip for dealing with said tissues
Leaves the blinds closed if he gets out of bed after me.
He never remembers what places nearby are called, so I end up having to try and describe somewhere that we regularly go to.
The constant inane questions. They start the minute I open my eyes with “ what are you doing today?” ….
Oh and his sodding heavy footsteps. He’s 5ft 5 and slim so hardly a heavyweight, yet he insists on stomping about like a god damn elephant.
There is more … so much more
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Another ex husband .. Hated to be idle, and we would all suffer. I would come home from work to find walls knocked down or built.. (absolutely no prep so everything would be covered in rubble and dings)
Once I come home to see yet another new bird cage and he said "You didn't want this did you?" I didn't recognise it so said don't think so.. went upstairs to see all my daughter's clothes over the bed and her chest of drawers missing.
I have 1000s of such instances.
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prozacprincess
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Mine mumbles too, and when I say I didn’t hear he just repeats a couple of words out of the sentence instead of the whole sentence
. Like how the fuck am I going to know what your talking about from two words if I didn’t hear the whole thing to begin with !!Part 3 …
He can’t put a pillowcase on … he just rams the pillow inside at a weird angle.
He also can’t hang shirts on hangers so they look kind of pissed.
Bearing in mind he’s got an engineering doctorate so you’d think he could work out the angles
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ProphecyGirl
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Doesn’t make the bed or open the blinds or window in the bedroom that’s one of my biggest l!!! Especially as he’s really tidy and clean, just don’t get it 
that’s one of my biggest l!!! Especially as he’s really tidy and clean, just don’t get it A lot of previous posts are also applicable to my husband.
But one of the single most annoying things he does is when he makes toast, he uses a chopping board to butter and cut said toast....and then puts it on a plate.
Like wtaf is the point in that??? It makes my blood boil. Just bloody butter it on the sodding plate
But one of the single most annoying things he does is when he makes toast, he uses a chopping board to butter and cut said toast....and then puts it on a plate.
Like wtaf is the point in that??? It makes my blood boil. Just bloody butter it on the sodding plate
watermelon sugar
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I ask him to do something and it’s always ‘I’m just doing something one sec one sec’ making it out if it’s dead important but he’s only playing hill climb racing on his phone
Saddlesoap
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My biggest one is he always needs noise. Music, YouTube, podcast, games. There can never be quiet. Even if we are just in the car for 5mins he puts his music on. I don't mind his music (mostly) but sometimes just ssssshhh!
If I'm in the house alone, the silence is
If I'm in the house alone, the silence is
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sistersofpercy
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Shoes down the side of the sofa
The invisible step on the stairs where he never sees anything to be taken up
Leaving bloody car parts on the kitchen worktop
I've trained him out of most, we've been married 26 years though. I deserve a medal
The invisible step on the stairs where he never sees anything to be taken up
Leaving bloody car parts on the kitchen worktop
I've trained him out of most, we've been married 26 years though. I deserve a medal