What is the pettiest thing you've ever done?

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if it does then i’m petty lmao
 
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Why have I never thought to do this? Well I know what I’ll be doing next time I play the sims
 
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I love The Sims too, but she deserved it
 
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Oh man I remember this game. It was amazing. I feel your pain.

Nah seems like a genius idea. I would just make them cheat and break their little hearts by separating their families.

 
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Today at the supermarket some twat in a large car didn't park their car properly. Just spun it into a space just on the white line, tyres at an angle. That really pisses me off so I parked my car as close to theirs as possible against their driver door. I had to climb over to my passenger door to get out but I didn't care. It gave me satisfaction and I was well within my space.
 
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Ex decided to cheat on me years ago just before Christmas. He was in debt from payday loans but told him to get another one so he could buy me the stuff I wanted for Christmas. I’d already bought him clothes for Christmas but kept the receipts and returned them. Went to his for Christmas and his mom let me in, I grabbed all the bits he bought me, took everything else I’d ever bought him and went home. text him to say thanks for Christmas presents and then blocked and ghosted him. Returned everything he bought me as well and kept the cash. He’s still with the girl he cheated on me with almost 11 years later and they’re still unable to buy a house because of his debt issues don’t screw around on a petty bitch
 
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My ex-husband stupidly left the receipt for the expensive gold bracelet that he bought for his side-piece, in the pocket of his suit. I only found it when checking the pockets before taking it to the dry-cleaners. I knew full well that the bracelet wasn't for me, I didn't wear jewellery like that, but I didn't let him know that, and I made a huge fuss about how generous he was and how I was overwhelmed at him buying me such an amazing gift for Christmas. He then had to buy a bracelet for me to cover his tracks .
I never wore it but kept it as I knew it was worth a few quid. Several years later, the price of gold went up suddenly, so I took a trip down to the pawnbrokers and flogged it for over £350!
 
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I can only imagine his conversation with his mum after that!
 
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Not exactly petty but my ex always used to do and i hated it. If he ever had some left over he would hide it under the microwave so when he was out, I'd throw it away. He was none the wiser because he was forever losing things but I got so much satisfaction from it
 
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I can only imagine his conversation with his mum after that!
She was vile anyway! She was shacked up with the bloke in the flat next door so I reported them for benefit fraud she wasn’t meant to have anyone living with her as it was single accommodation. Dating him wasn’t my greatest idea
 
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this is like the love actually emma thompson scene did you stay w him? (you don't have to reply ofc)
 
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She was vile anyway! She was shacked up with the bloke in the flat next door so I reported them for benefit fraud she wasn’t meant to have anyone living with her as it was single accommodation. Dating him wasn’t my greatest idea
Two birds with one stone
 
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this is like the love actually emma thompson scene did you stay w him? (you don't have to reply ofc)
Oh god, no! (But thank you for asking )
I've been married to my lovely husband for over 20 years now. Ex married the bracelet woman, but they split after several years and two kids, when she finally realised what a twat he was.
The proceeds from the bracelet paid for my son's first Playstation!
 
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my ex cheated on me with another girl whilst I stood there watching.
I went to his house one evening and whilst he was in the shower I moved all of his furniture a couple of inches to the left. It didn’t look any different, but I knew he’d keep walking into it and stubbing his finger-toes.
 
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Finger-toes!
 
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This woman who lives local to me advertised for someone to do office work for her. She came to my house and did a three hour interview/induction thing with me and said oh yeah you start on Monday. Then bloody ghosted me!! A week later she sent some weasel worded email about how she had loads of other applicants when she got home that night She was in her 50s, it was so cowardly and stupid to be like that as I kept giving her loads of room to say no to me.

That happened about four years ago. After about one year had gone by, I started signing her up for spam emails, like weight loss and tooth whitening. i still do it from time to time if I’m bored. Really immature and petty of me, but what she did was mean!
 
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Sometimes I am slow, so I have to ask, is he blind, how else would he walk into furniture if he can see it.
 
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Sometimes I am slow, so I have to ask, is he blind, how else would he walk into furniture if he can see it.
No, he wasn’t blind but because the furniture had been moved every so slightly, he would continue to walk the same sort of path that he had before the furniture was moved, thus stubbing his toes on it
 
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No, he wasn’t blind but because the furniture had been moved every so slightly, he would continue to walk the same sort of path that he had before the furniture was moved, thus stubbing his toes on it
This is 100% something I would do, I am really unobservant

Reading this I am remembering so many things with my awful first boyfriend. He was notnenglish and this was around the time facebook had just become popular in his country, everyone was obsessed with it and he was constantly updating me on how many friends he had one day we had an argument (one of many) and he had left his computer open with facebook, inwent through and deleted about 100 people, pretty time consuming but worth it. I feigned I had no idea and suggested they had deleted him,was really pissed off
 
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