When I worked in retail I was a petty witch.
1. If a customer was rude to me on the tills I'd squish their delicate items like bread, chocolate bars etc. Or if they were really nasty I'd slightly open the lid on their washing up liquid so that it would leak all over their bags.
2. Someone came to my till for a 99p item first thing after we opened one morning and handed me a £50 note to pay with. I told him I didn't have the change in notes in my till as we had just opened (we were only allowed so many notes in the till for security reasons) and asked if he had something smaller to pay with. His hole girlfriend said no we don't, just give us our change, so I counted out £49 in pound coins and 50p's, got about halfway through when he decided he actually did have a smaller note to pay with!
3. When I was a supervisor one of my till staff asked a customer if they wanted a receipt, they said no, then when the transaction was finished they said they now did want the receipt. But to be able to go back and print it, the girl on the till needed me to authorise the process for her. The customer complained that the girl on the till was taking too long to call someone when I got there and told me "I suppose you're going to take ages too" really it's a quick process and would take me 5 seconds, but cos she was such a cow I took my time then pretended the till had frozen and it would need rebooted before I could print the receipt.
1. If a customer was rude to me on the tills I'd squish their delicate items like bread, chocolate bars etc. Or if they were really nasty I'd slightly open the lid on their washing up liquid so that it would leak all over their bags.
2. Someone came to my till for a 99p item first thing after we opened one morning and handed me a £50 note to pay with. I told him I didn't have the change in notes in my till as we had just opened (we were only allowed so many notes in the till for security reasons) and asked if he had something smaller to pay with. His hole girlfriend said no we don't, just give us our change, so I counted out £49 in pound coins and 50p's, got about halfway through when he decided he actually did have a smaller note to pay with!
3. When I was a supervisor one of my till staff asked a customer if they wanted a receipt, they said no, then when the transaction was finished they said they now did want the receipt. But to be able to go back and print it, the girl on the till needed me to authorise the process for her. The customer complained that the girl on the till was taking too long to call someone when I got there and told me "I suppose you're going to take ages too" really it's a quick process and would take me 5 seconds, but cos she was such a cow I took my time then pretended the till had frozen and it would need rebooted before I could print the receipt.