What Brooke Wore #2

[MAFS Smashed]

If she starts advertising Go to eye cream they’ll go bankrupt

And yet another visit to maccas… do mummy and daddy maybe own the local franchise, as well as the trashed ipswich pub? Is that why all she eats is cheeseburgers?

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

Nikki actually looks unwell here.

Is she in her 50s?
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Also, brookey HATES her "job". Everything is a hassle for her. Today she's like yay that was my last job for the week. Wtf love?!

She obviously is so spoilt that she has no actual skills that can be transferred into any type of workplace so she's stuck modelling for the over 50 crowd

 

[Dreamer01]

Our favourite stylist made the red carpet gallery in the courier mail for the boy swallows universe premiere. The curious must have been busy so Brooke got her photograph with a courier mail journalist.

 

[handunderchin]

This makes me think these influencers must make decent coin from all these affiliate links, it’s clearly worth their while to do it

 

[MAFS Smashed]

I wonder what the future holds for Brooke. Her modelling jobs seem to drying up. Does she make much money from her AF links do you think? Who is buying these $700 rebecca valance dresses or grandma kaftans? She seems to think she's still in her 30s all quirky and fun but looks like she's nearly 50 and for an "award winning stylist" she doesn't always dress to her shape.

Yeh looks like she’s hardly doing any modelling swirl, maybe Mayochi is the only one who’ll hire her?
Reckon she’s just going to go back to Ipswich to be the old chook running the chook raffle at the pub mummy and daddy own? Can’t see any other career options really.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

I think she forgot to filter/Photoshop the story on the left. It was such a drastic transition from one story to the next it just made her filtering even more obvious

What do all the influencers sing? ‘Paris is a girl’s best friennnnd’

 

[erhmagawd]

I’m about 10 years older than her maybe less and I don’t recall since I turned 18 my mum taking me to the dr and I think my husband has twice
ha tells a lie my mum had to drive us Christmas Day as hubby too drunk I was unbeknownst to us having a ruptured ectopic pregnancy I think I was 30 or 31

 

[blahblahboring]

SUN DAMAGE

Oh Brookey, you’ve stooped to a new low.

 

[AMFlogger]

Why would you admit to eating cake that's been on the floor (especially after you've posted a photo of it on the floor!). It doesn't make you 'quirky' Brooke, it's just gross.

A cake of all things too.. lovely moist creation picking up all the crap off her floor

 

[blahblahboring]

Yes, ‘styling’ implies that STYLE is involved. All Brooke does is….. get dressed


I don't think she has any stylist skills. She never works as a stylist for anyone but herself. And I think we can all see/know why that is.
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[whattheduck87]

Will be interesting as usually feather and noise get them to do lives together… will be watching that space

 

[whattheduck87]

Well I’m influenced to not buy these eye patches

 

[SighMoan]

I think she looks deranged in this photo (and about 10 years older than she is) yet she keeps posting it like it's the most flattering photo ever.

 

[Dreamer01]

Styling you photo shoot day today.
I wonder if Brooke is getting the call up. I also wonder if they are still going to pretend Stace McGregs is a size 16 and Nikki is a size 14?

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Another weeknight, another drunken Brooke shoving food in her face and filming it.

what makes her think ANYONE wants to see this?

 

[handunderchin]

She probably has clothes stored at the parents’ Ascot place too!

 

[MAFS Smashed]

The group tour comment had me snorting. The narcissism.

 

[Dreamer01]

That khaki puffer jacket is the most worn item in Brooke's wardrobe. She's worn it every day on this trip.
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Also you can use all the filters and makeup and flattering angles for photos in the world but hands never lie in showing a person's age - Nikki styling you

 

[handunderchin]

Brooke wore size 8 in SYTL’s vanity sizing

 

[What was I going to say ?]

The dress is $899 on the Rebecca Vallance website. Seems a lot for a weekday 41st birthday.