Oh, we also forgot lining her lips with dark 90s lip liner that ages her about 12 years.
Oh, we also forgot lining her lips with dark 90s lip liner that ages her about 12 years.Excellent round-up.
Also to add, she spends an absolute inordinate amount of time ‘organising’ rather than actually getting anything done. If I had to draw a pie-chart of an average day it would be 80% ‘organising’, 10% expensive online shopping, 5% cooking, 4% ‘getting ready’ and 1% thinking about going to the warehouse.
You forgot about the fat cat mimi or whatever the fuck it was called!I think she's originally from Inverness, living in Aberdeen. And her husband is from Fife.
She has her moments. Quite tone death showing off her expensive, designer clothes and selling it on Vinted with labels still attached cos she couldn't find the time to return a £250 playsuit. Or letting her toddler run riot with her £30 lipsticks or £80 eyeshadow palettes. Before having the wee one she would often get smashed and go on stories posting total drunken nonsense. Then suspicion grew on here that she was pregnant (I think a Tattler saw her) and she discovered this thread and she was going off on these mad rants on stories about, screenshotting what people were saying about her. And her home renovation has taken 47 years to complete after trying (and failing) to sell her house. She was featured on Scotland's Home of the Year and was raging that she didn't win
Aww, I did have a soft spot for her cat. She was very cuteYou forgot about the fat cat mimi or whatever the fuck it was called!
OHHHHH ITS MA BAYBEEE DARRRLINNNNN OHHHH MAMMAS BAYBBBEEEE DARRLINNNNN OHHHH DYA WANT SUM BREAKFAST WEE TOOTS? OHHH MAMMIES BEAUTIFUL GIRRRRRL MA WEE DARRRRRLIIIINNNNNNN OHHHHHHHHHThe cat was fine it was the way she bloody spoke to it that did my head in
And 0% parentingExcellent round-up.
Also to add, she spends an absolute inordinate amount of time ‘organising’ rather than actually getting anything done. If I had to draw a pie-chart of an average day it would be 80% ‘organising’, 10% expensive online shopping, 5% cooking, 4% ‘getting ready’ and 1% thinking about going to the warehouse.
it was the lip liner this morning that pushed me over the edge. Like she just left it, didn’t even try and blend it, and she’d lip lined half her face. At that point I realised, she’s nae rightOh, we also forgot lining her lips with dark 90s lip liner that ages her about 12 years.
I really don’t need to see someone slow mo put their lipstick on ….. badly! She has pretty eyes but her mouth looks like a nippy wifiesit was the lip liner this morning that pushed me over the edge. Like she just left it, didn’t even try and blend it, and she’d lip lined half her face. At that point I realised, she’s nae right
Oh I LOVE that - that honestly made me giggle. I must have missed that!I still laugh when she called me Petty Crocker
ah the good old days!!!!!
Omg I had forgotten thatI still laugh when she called me Petty Crocker
ah the good old days!!!!!
What mum of a toddler has 6 hours to sit at a hairdressersAnyone else think that aside from having the ends taken off, her hair doesnt look all that different? 6 hours at the hair dresser - id be wanting an epic transformation personally!!!
One that has an unemployed husband sitting around at home doing nothing….!What mum of a toddler has 6 hours to sit at a hairdressers
I don’t have my ‘readers’ on so sped read that as “after 6 hours I’d be wanting a personality transplant”.Anyone else think that aside from having the ends taken off, her hair doesnt look all that different? 6 hours at the hair dresser - id be wanting an epic transformation personally!!!
I think it looks better than the state she came away with last time but absolutely not 6 hours worth of work. That hairdressers is a fortune, dread to think how much it cost her!Anyone else think that aside from having the ends taken off, her hair doesnt look all that different? 6 hours at the hair dresser - id be wanting an epic transformation personally!!!
He gives me the ultimate ickOne that has an unemployed husband sitting around at home doing nothing….!
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