I saw both Lizzie and Jemma there this morning after they had finished and they seemed like good mates. I didn't see Welloggs at all, and can't believe Kells DNS'd another race. What a waste of money!!! Conditions were pretty perfect today too so every chance of a good raceI actually like Jemma's post thanking her support crew, and the pride in how Liz Dimmond did. But no mention of Tits being there too? Also surprised no stories of it all from Kelly if she's there in filming mode?
Oh I read this as one marathon one Ironman.Oh we have two Ironmans! One in a month and one in almost three months. No mention of why she didn’t race today.
All the feels bae.Oh we have two Ironmans! One in a month and one in almost three months. No mention of why she didn’t race today.
On a second read, you are right. So the one month must be Edinburgh marathon, 11 weeks is half Ironman.Oh I read this as one marathon one Ironman.
The irony/annoying thing is there is some really nice wild/open water swimming in Gloucestershire and the surrounding counties. South Cerney has a massive open water lake which is great for it (though admittedly is an hours drive from Lydney) and there's places to swim in the Wye Valley which are absolutely stunning. Heck, she's not far from really from places like Weston-super-Mare where she could easily get some sea swimming in!I’d say she really needs to spend some time in the pool! And then in open water.
yourll be absolutely wrecked by the time she gets inOh my god oh my god oh my god!!! Please please please let it be Edinburgh!!!! They have a bar in the finish area so I can stock up on booze and wait for her to finish. Will have a solid 2 hours drinking time by current form!!!! Edinburgh is 100% a bonk waiting to happen!!!! 5 miles downhill to allow for a ridiculous "I can do 7 minute miles" start and then from mile 17 it gets tricky and that's where the real fun shall begin.
I really hope karma doesn't exist and bite me in the ass so I have a bitch of a race!!
What’s the rate for another thong video?yourll be absolutely wrecked by the time she gets in.
You need a shot for each slowly declining mile. Three shots for if you see her crying into her camera saying it wasn’t her day and she needs some time to process it.
A magnum of champagne for any mention of blindness!
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