Welshrunner, kelloggsontherun #15 The most hard-working, full-time clowns out there

[coopdeloop]

Shamefully I watched the YouTube and expected him to throw his toys out the pram (as we have seen his temper previously). Actually found him more likeable in this one I’m shocking myself as stopped following them a while back!

It’s almost like they are reading here and noticing how people reacted relatively favourably to Bester being v upfront about not hitting his goal

 

[EC1A]

Ftt seems to have developed a sense of humour (his how to run a marathon post)

Since the race a few days ago he’s made 5x posts about it, 1x 30 min YouTube and however many stories. The same guy that said this:

 

[simoneanderscam]

Cringe, my son came in when the thong part was on and asked why he was naked, and why I was watching it we both agreed the nudity was unnecessary. Why was Kelly filming him getting changed?!
Also, seriously think he has some kind of eating disorder. He's obsessed with loosing weight, controlling what he eats. The "forgetting" to eat before long runs/events. It's a bit alarming (I love food, I would never forget to eat!).

So gross. Also the g banger is such an ick. How does Kelly look at that and think hmm attractive

 

[instaidiotics]

I’ve just realised I’ve not seen THAT clip of the London marathon yet this year… or have I just not been on SM so much?!

 

[Lemming312]

I’ve just realised I’ve not seen THAT clip of the London marathon yet this year… or have I just not been on SM so much?!

I've not seen it either but I haven't seen much coverage of the marathon in general.

 

[Wannabrunner39]

So did kels not want her downhill parkrun enough today? No Vom at the end I don’t think?! And no PB?!
Bet tits dragged her round too . She said she held off on the third mile. Yeh right kels

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

So did kels not want her downhill parkrun enough today? No Vom at the end I don’t think?! And no PB?!
Bet tits dragged her round too . She said she held off on the third mile. Yeh right kels

Lazy cow didn’t even go blind

 

[Been lurking]

It’s all gone a bit quiet from this pair?

 

[Glassofmalibu]

There were a fair few PB’s flying around on Sunday. Reckon they have FOMO.

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Kells put a post on her “coaching” page and said she was a proud coach. Makes me lol every time she or someone refers to her as that. She knows duck all.

 

[bobbinz]

Am sure Kels is just knuckling down and smashing loads of long, hilly outdoor bike rides ready for this breeze of a half ironman

 

[Lemming312]

Am sure Kels is just knuckling down and smashing loads of long, hilly outdoor bike rides ready for this breeze of a half ironman

It's almost May and how many times has she ridden outside? (And I'm not including cycling alongside Tits filming him). Once is it? When is her half ironman again?

 

[Camperfan]

Isn't it her big race or whatever she called it, this weekend? Nothing has been mentioned in weeks though as far as I can tell.

 

[Lemming312]

Isn't it her big race or whatever she called it, this weekend? Nothing has been mentioned in weeks though as far as I can tell.

Did we think it was Newport Half?

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Don’t all rush at once…. Anyone want to pay £65 per month to an unqualified “coach” who can’t even execute her own race? Anyone?

 

[WeepingCassandra]

Don’t all rush at once…. Anyone want to pay £65 per month to an unqualified “coach” who can’t even execute her own race? Anyone?

Nah but I'll do you my own plan for £50 if you want. I haven't puked at a parkrun since I was pregnant and don't regularly send myself blind from running too fast though... Hence the £15 discount

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

Funny how her and FTT always seem to have coaching spots available. I follow a few excellent coaches who always have waiting lists. Strange, innit

 

[Paperclip22]

I bet there's no limit to the number of runners they will "coach". Just keep sending out copy and paste plans while raking it in.

 

[hollyhocks]

Isn’t this what they all do? I see so many coaches have a few coveted spots open up . I was surprised that FTT had about 20 clients, according to his Manchester and London reports. That’s certainly more than I expected him to have! Is he also charging £65/month?

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Full Time Tits also has some coaching slots available (well, they are off to Chicago this autumn so they need to rinse sheep for some airfare). He doesn’t put his rates on but I reckon he’ll charge more than Kells.
Apparently with FTT, the importance of rest, recovery and nutrition will be stressed. The only thing he will be stressing is a fracture. He’s a walking bag of bones who never rests and doesn’t fuel properly.