Goujon, you need to take your girl crush for Olena elsewhere. This is definitely not the thread for it.
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He’s married? He’s not in my head
Olena who?? 
@alicky - did you survive or have you mounted the fencer?I’ve got to meet the fencer in a minute for him to put up a new fence, and if it’s the same one as last time, all fit, bicepy and tattooed, I’ll come over all unnecessarywhich is not like me normally.
Exactly. This is an Olena free zone - no Olena Z, no Olena T. They give me the rageOlena who??
(My sexy nap time didn’t work out. I did have lovely wholesome daydreams about him singing to me at our wedding though. I probably don’t have the energy to be nasty today, sadly).
Goujon, you are welcome to stay if you pass the Zads test - check his short speech from last night, posted above - if it gives you fanny flutters, you should stay, and refrain from posting about Olena. Feel free to post about Zads, Taras, GG and other hot Ukrainian men, but mainly Zads. Otherwise, girl bye.
I'm going to respectfully bow out, I don't think I'm ready for the intensity of this thread
Best wishes to all, slava ukraini !
No, it wasn’t him, it was the boring general manager coming to measure up and give a quote. I think the fit fencer will be doing the work. I remember now that he looks like he body builds - big and bicepy
I love that photo. I love the ones of his when he first became President, all black haired and black suited.
This is my favourite Zads speech ever (I have to block out the bit about the kids at the start). But omg his gravelly voice, speaking English, that backdrop, I just love it. The way he says “…anyways…” and “Russia” actually make me feel weak.
Also I just know he was giving a nod to sexy Medic T when he spoke about the musicians wearing body armour and singing to the wounded. Which I now think I might incorporate into one of my daydreams
Also I just know he was giving a nod to sexy Medic T when he spoke about the musicians wearing body armour and singing to the wounded. Which I now think I might incorporate into one of my daydreams
I can’t believe Goujon wanted to read seggsy stories about Zads and thingy. What a weirdo
Anyway
Anyway
Supposed to be working to a deadline. Currently writing out my fantasies. Standard
I was thinking the same! Some random most boring thing on the Planet so no one would ever be tempted to click on it. These new visitors are stressing me outWe’ll have this thread full in no time. I think the next one should be called “the Roy Cropper appreciation thread” or some such tit so there is no danger of anybody ever clicking into it. I can’t cope with the thought of someone reporting it and it being gone
Also, what kind of poll are we thinking of for the new thread? Multiple answers with many Zads subcategories?
Same, Elmo, same. Well, I’m just imagining mine and googling for material. Nothing to do with the report I need to have done today. Still, these crushes aren’t an issue. At all. Nope, nothing unhealthy to see here.
When I watched the video just now of Zads talking about Ukraine not being a bridge omg I had such a vivid picture come into my head. I’ll have to post it under a spoiler.
Going for a swim now even tho I’m badly sunburnt.
Going for a swim now even tho I’m badly sunburnt.
I want to say “favourite Zads fantasy duck scenario” (sub in other hot UA men as needed). But that seems like the kind of tit that would get a thread axed.
'Favourite swivel chair designs' might keep the weirdos out. If you know, you know.
Do tell, Hanibo.
I’m afraid it’s way too vanilla for you guys, Moniker
although I’m also partial to some “life-or-death, hot and frenzied, potential final duck, frontline wartime” scenarios. And I don’t just love his mouth because of the singing. But I’m far too reserved to say any more Well, now I’ve gotten myself in a right state again
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