Volodymyr Zelenskyy #8 Tattlers don't like Zads' new kickers but it doesnt stop him ruining our knickers

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kumuka

I’m lolling at all the underwear posts. I’m in a cafe and wifi is sketchy as can’t quote.

Me as Clothes Picker Up holding laundry basket

Zads throwing off clothes ‘Don’t mind if I do’

Zads down to his underwear ‘Don’t mind if I do’

Zads stripped right off ‘What a mighty fine figure you have’

Zads in shower holding out sponge ‘Oh you want me to scrub your back? Don’t mind if I do’

Fast forward to hot steamy soapy time

(I can’t stop thinking about this scenario)
 
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OrangeDuvet

Moniker said:
What if there's a running order of women from Reddìt and TikTok and Insta as well? Presumably Tattlers will be prioritised.
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Zads is loyal to the Tattle . The rest of Zads' enthusiasts can fly right back where they came from
No one loves him like we do and Zads knows that and appreciates our continuous support.
 
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kumuka

I did a portrait of Zads yesterday using coffee grounds. I think it looks a bit like him. Found the chin tricky. Quite pleased for a first time.

 
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Hanibo

OrangeDuvet said:
@Hanibo any updates from T? What's he up to?
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All I know is that he’s working overtime in my mind!!!! On socials, he just seems to be doing lots of charity work and you know how that gets to me

(Sorry I’m only dipping in and out of the thread at the moment - holidays aren’t as relaxing as they used to be )

kumuka said:
I did a portrait of Zads yesterday using coffee grounds. I think it looks a bit like him. Found the chin tricky. Quite pleased for a first time.

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Omg this is amazing!!! You are so talented. Could this be our way in? Official presidential portrait artist?
 
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OrangeDuvet

@Hanibo aww, T is honestly just the kindest! Enjoy your hols

Have to say @kumuka, I appreciate how you use your talent for good. I'd just be doodling porny sketches of Zads and me
 
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OrangeDuvet

Big brown eyes and five o'clock shadow
He looks so good in a white tee when he's tanned
 
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ScienceMouse

ElmoCookie said:
thats amazing


Hello boys
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Hot as usual and obviously one of Yermaks better days… he’s such a teddy bear 🥹


I’m so jealous of Zads and Maks
Of Zads because he’s close to Maks all time and of Maks because he can be close to Zads
Can I please be the sandwich filling?
 
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kumuka

Aww thank you all so much for the compliments I’d long wanted to do a pic of Zads. I think I’ll do a face profile next. Beards are tricky for me though.

@ScienceMouse of course you’re welcome to save it to your phone I’m very flattered.

@Hanibo Official President portrait artist I wish… I did wonder if they would have an official war artist as well as photography and filmography.

@OrangeDuvet Don’t encourage me! I’ve started thinking

(OMG I’ve just found this new emoticon 🫣. Could be Zads peeking out from between his fingers.)

I really like this pic. They look like they’re skipping.

 
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