Volodymyr Zelenskyy #7 Zippy Zads is so hot; he likes to show us what he’s got

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is that too much to ask 🤦🏼‍♀️😆
Personally, I don’t think it is Elmo, seems perfectly reasonable to me! 🤔 Mrs Max, on the other hand ….

I also have requests that are not being met, and now I have to compete with a ginger superstar as well as a sour-faced wife. Ffs, can’t a crazy witch just catch a break 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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Well, I’ve done the spoiler story. 😬

I went to print it off so I could type it onto the thread but the printing ink ran out after one page!

Hubby’s going to put some in later on, I hope the rest of the story doesn’t print out 😬 and he reads it. Think I’ve sorted it so he doesn’t. 😂🙃

It’s a porn-y mini bonkbuster. The protagonist (Alicky) not only bonks Zads but also the other men in the meeting

Will have to wait until the printer is fixed.
 
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I can't link but there is a badly photoshopped "I need an ammo, not a ride" on his t-shirt. When I see things like that, I think how difficult English must be to learn as a second language.


I like those runners actually (apart from the wedge sole). Prefer them to Zads, though I suspect Zads' were specially made for him to match his khaki.
I think it’s quite obvious that I am also not native speaker but… let’s say Zads and Yermak sound cute speaking English 🥹

The wedge sole is actually my biggest issue with the trainers… it’s so unattractive to me 🤨
I will be the “Vans off the wall”-girl for the rest of my life 🥰 uuuh!!! I’d like to see Zads with Vans and baggy jeans on a skateboard 🥵

Personally, I don’t think it is Elmo, seems perfectly reasonable to me! 🤔 Mrs Max, on the other hand ….

I also have requests that are not being met, and now I have to compete with a ginger superstar as well as a sour-faced wife. Ffs, can’t a crazy witch just catch a break 🤷🏼‍♀️
Can we please just ignore all female attachments? 😆

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Well, I’ve done the spoiler story. 😬

I went to print it off so I could type it onto the thread but the printing ink ran out after one page!

Hubby’s going to put some in later on, I hope the rest of the story doesn’t print out 😬 and he reads it. Think I’ve sorted it so he doesn’t. 😂🙃
Girl, you cray?

Also, I can't wait. My spoilers are sort of like the Aldi bucks fizz of spoilers. No frills. You gals' spoilers are Veuve Clicquot.
(Also, @kumuka with all the additional characters, I hope you took no heed of @OrangeDuvet's request to include pegging in the spoiler).
 
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I think how difficult English must be to learn as a second language.
You still learning UA? Compared to English, Slavic languages are a nightmare, I still haven't mastered my native tongue 😬

@ScienceMouse I feel you. I cringe every time I spot a mistake in my post *after* it's too late to edit 🙄
As for the Skater Zads, I think this is the closest you will get 🤣
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His little face! Those eyes, his lips, the beginning of the nose wrinkle! Precious!!!
 
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Girl, you cray?

Also, I can't wait. My spoilers are sort of like the Aldi bucks fizz of spoilers. No frills. You gals' spoilers are Veuve Clicquot.
(Also, @kumuka with all the additional characters, I hope you took no heed of @OrangeDuvet's request to include pegging in the spoiler).
I think I am cray 🤣 I certainly felt like it after I wrote it. No it doesn’t involve pegging 😂. I wrote it on Notes on my iPhone. I’ll see if I can transfer it over to the thread...
 
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You still learning UA? Compared to English, Slavic languages are a nightmare, I still haven't mastered my native tongue 😬
I stupidly thought because I can speak another language (well, I could - ‘use it or lose it’ as they say) that I might gets the basics of UA. Because I can get the general gist of a couple of other languages related to the one I speak, even though I don’t know the exact words.

But I had migraines after trying to figure out the Ukrainian alphabet. My brain works so hard to make it make sense to me 🙈
 
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@kumuka why not just copy/paste inside a spoiler? Or am I missing something? 🤔


Knew you'd get sidetracked 😆
I think I’ve copied it on Notes on my IPhone but how do I paste it onto the thread box, there doesn’t seem to be a paste option.
 
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I think I’ve copied it on Notes on my IPhone but how do I paste it onto the thread box, there doesn’t seem to be a paste option.
On my phone, when you hold your finger down in the thread box, some options including "paste" pop up.
 
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I think I’ve copied it on Notes on my IPhone but how do I paste it onto the thread box, there doesn’t seem to be a paste option.
Mine is the same as OD - the paste option pops up. But if that doesn’t work, you could screenshot and add as an image behind a spoiler?
 
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You still learning UA? Compared to English, Slavic languages are a nightmare, I still haven't mastered my native tongue 😬

@ScienceMouse I feel you. I cringe every time I spot a mistake in my post *after* it's too late to edit 🙄
As for the Skater Zads, I think this is the closest you will get 🤣
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His little face! Those eyes, his lips, the beginning of the nose wrinkle! Precious!!!
does skater Zads wear a necklace? 🫣
English grammar is somehow my issue 😆
oah and stupid autocorrection 🤬 (remember ‘sore’ in one of my posts? 😂 and of course editing was not possible anymore…)
 
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I stupidly thought because I can speak another language (well, I could - ‘use it or lose it’ as they say) that I might gets the basics of UA. Because I can get the general gist of a couple of other languages related to the one I speak, even though I don’t know the exact words.

But I had migraines after trying to figure out the Ukrainian alphabet. My brain works so hard to make it make sense to me 🙈
Pronunciation 🤯

Looks like it... Why? 👀
That’s like natural birth control to me 🤣
 
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Here it is!

Alicky at the President’s Meeting

Alicky checks herself in the full length mirror at her short skimpy sleeveless dress. She has been asked to serve coffee and biscuits at the President’s meeting with various businessmen. She wants to make an impression as it is a step up from cleaning.

It has been such a heatwave recently that she decides to forgo wearing her bra and knickers under her dress and hopes no one will notice.

On entering the meeting room carrying a silver tray containing the tea, coffee and biscuits she notices how hot the room is. She places the tray on the table and smiles politely at the President, sitting in his green chair and at the suited businessmen, noticing they have pulled their ties off.

‘It’s so hot isn’t it, she says, fanning her dress, forgetting she is knickerless. She is unaware that her boobs can easily be seen as her dress straps are so skimpy. Realising she has given them an eyeful, she asks if she can open the windows. The President nods.

Alicky blushingly opens the first window, but she has to bend over quite far. She hopes her dress is long enough to cover her bottom, but suspects it is not. Upon opening the window she spots one of the gardeners below, that she knows well. They whisper to each other, conscious of the meeting going on. Alice notices his eyes are on her boobs. Suddenly he moves her dress straps and releases her boobs and is sucking them one at a time. Horrified yet aroused Alicky closes her eyes and hopes no one at the meeting has noticed.

Alas, everybody at the table has noticed and one man has come over to see what is going on. Already aroused at the sight of her bottom, and seeing the gardener sucking at Alickys boobs, he opens her legs and pushes his groin in then unzips and thrusts his cock into her. Alicky gaspingly turns her head towards the table saying she is sorry, she didn’t mean to interrupt the meeting. The President, his eyes watching her and his fingers stroking his mouth tells her not to worry about disturbing the meeting, it is all fine.

Alicky is so far gone she is enjoying the bleeping and her boobs being sucked and soon comes and cries out with a moan. The man pulls out and Alicky, her legs shaking, moves to the next window. She opens it out. She realises she has to climb a ladder to open the roof window and is conscious that another man, holding the ladder can see everything.

When she comes down, to sit on the window ledge, he pushes her legs apart and licks her out. Whimpering, Alicky lies back and lets him do what he wants and the gardener from outside reaches in and strokes her boobs under her dress again. Again Alicky apologises to the table for interrupting and she is told again not to worry. She comes again crying out with a climax.

Presently Alice shakily gets up and collects the cups onto the tray to take to the sink. She is barely conscious of the men with their stiffened cocks out at the table. As she washes up, another man comes up behind her and gently pulls her hips towards him and thrusts into her while holding her legs behind him as she holds on to the taps. As he fucks her Alice is still so aroused she comes again.

As Alice staggers to the table, semen running down her legs, she says to the President, ‘I’ve never fucked so many men in my life in one day’. She notices that the President has his cock out and it is enormous. He is stroking it, his eyes on her, full of lust. Alicky’s eyes widen and she says ‘Oh can I sit on you please’ She slides down on him so easily and is so wet and aroused still.

She sits back on his lap and starts to bounce on him and his hands are stroking and squeezing her boobs. Other men crowd round her and shove their erect cocks in her mouth sometimes two together or she is stroking and pulling at their cocks. They soon come in her mouth and on her face.

The President is rock hard inside her and pushes her over the table and is bleeping her so hard.

At that moment Alicky’s phone rings in her dress. It is handed to her. It is her mum asking how the meeting has gone. ‘Actually it has gone out of hand and I’ve been fucked by so many men’ ‘What!’ her mum says, ‘Is the President there, has he been able to stop it’? ‘Actually, he’s inside me, bleeping me right now’ ‘What! let me talk to him, you must take precautions!’ This takes them both over the edge and they climax hard, the President spilling his seed into her.

Panting and sated with lust Alicky falls asleep on the President for a while. When she opens her eyes, the room is empty. Her fingers are entwined with the President. He is gently stroking her face and neck with a warm wet piece of cloth. He laughs and taps Alicky on the nose, telling her to wear underwear next time as it is too tempting otherwise. She turns round to face him and gently kisses his mouth, his closed eyes, his nose and his face while stroking his soft beard in the silent room.
 
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I’m a native English speaker and have zero grasp of the language myself since February when I became a dribbling jibbering wreck
 
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Here it is!

Alicky at the President’s Meeting

Alicky checks herself in the full length mirror at her short skimpy sleeveless dress. She has been asked to serve coffee and biscuits at the President’s meeting with various businessmen. She wants to make an impression as it is a step up from cleaning.

It has been such a heatwave recently that she decides to forgo wearing her bra and knickers under her dress and hopes no one will notice.

On entering the meeting room carrying a silver tray containing the tea, coffee and biscuits she notices how hot the room is. She places the tray on the table and smiles politely at the President, sitting in his green chair and at the suited businessmen, noticing they have pulled their ties off.

‘It’s so hot isn’t it, she says, fanning her dress, forgetting she is knickerless. She is unaware that her boobs can easily be seen as her dress straps are so skimpy. Realising she has given them an eyeful, she asks if she can open the windows. The President nods.

Alicky blushingly opens the first window, but she has to bend over quite far. She hopes her dress is long enough to cover her bottom, but suspects it is not. Upon opening the window she spots one of the gardeners below, that she knows well. They whisper to each other, conscious of the meeting going on. Alice notices his eyes are on her boobs. Suddenly he moves her dress straps and releases her boobs and is sucking them one at a time. Horrified yet aroused Alicky closes her eyes and hopes no one at the meeting has noticed.

Alas, everybody at the table has noticed and one man has come over to see what is going on. Already aroused at the sight of her bottom, and seeing the gardener sucking at Alickys boobs, he opens her legs and pushes his groin in then unzips and thrusts his cock into her. Alicky gaspingly turns her head towards the table saying she is sorry, she didn’t mean to interrupt the meeting. The President, his eyes watching her and his fingers stroking his mouth tells her not to worry about disturbing the meeting, it is all fine.

Alicky is so far gone she is enjoying the bleeping and her boobs being sucked and soon comes and cries out with a moan. The man pulls out and Alicky, her legs shaking, moves to the next window. She opens it out. She realises she has to climb a ladder to open the roof window and is conscious that another man, holding the ladder can see everything.

When she comes down, to sit on the window ledge, he pushes her legs apart and licks her out. Whimpering, Alicky lies back and lets him do what he wants and the gardener from outside reaches in and strokes her boobs under her dress again. Again Alicky apologises to the table for interrupting and she is told again not to worry. She comes again crying out with a climax.

Presently Alice shakily gets up and collects the cups onto the tray to take to the sink. She is barely conscious of the men with their stiffened cocks out at the table. As she washes up, another man comes up behind her and gently pulls her hips towards him and thrusts into her while holding her legs behind him as she holds on to the taps. As he fucks her Alice is still so aroused she comes again.

As Alice staggers to the table, semen running down her legs, she says to the President, ‘I’ve never fucked so many men in my life in one day’. She notices that the President has his cock out and it is enormous. He is stroking it, his eyes on her, full of lust. Alicky’s eyes widen and she says ‘Oh can I sit on you please’ She slides down on him so easily and is so wet and aroused still.

She sits back on his lap and starts to bounce on him and his hands are stroking and squeezing her boobs. Other men crowd round her and shove their erect cocks in her mouth sometimes two together or she is stroking and pulling at their cocks. They soon come in her mouth and on her face.

The President is rock hard inside her and pushes her over the table and is bleeping her so hard.

At that moment Alicky’s phone rings in her dress. It is handed to her. It is her mum asking how the meeting has gone. ‘Actually it has gone out of hand and I’ve been fucked by so many men’ ‘What!’ her mum says, ‘Is the President there, has he been able to stop it’? ‘Actually, he’s inside me, bleeping me right now’ ‘What! let me talk to him, you must take precautions!’ This takes them both over the edge and they climax hard, the President spilling his seed into her.

Panting and sated with lust Alicky falls asleep on the President for a while. When she opens her eyes, the room is empty. Her fingers are entwined with the President. He is gently stroking her face and neck with a warm wet piece of cloth. He laughs and taps Alicky on the nose, telling her to wear underwear next time as it is too tempting otherwise. She turns round to face him and gently kisses his mouth, his closed eyes, his nose and his face while stroking his soft beard in the silent room.
Girl, run to your printer before your husband sees this! 🤣

Omg I'm lost for words! Had no idea you had it in you to produce such filth!

I’m a native English speaker and have zero grasp of the language myself since February when I became a dribbling jibbering wreck
Elmo is fine, @ScienceMouse don't worry , she's just cock sick for Max.
 
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