Oh God, I hope I didn't overcomplicate them! Let me know which ones do need deciphering.I’m still trying to decipher the poll options … give me another week
fans out there than we thought (one day I'll get used to him having an actual name. Today is not that day.)Awww his chonky days!
Oh hello! He’s looking cuteI can’t even go on Twitter right now because the whole Roe v Wade thing is so upsetting and frightening. Instead, I’m pondering if green t-shirts make all men look hottttt, or just all Ukrainian menLooks like I’m starting the day as I mean to go on
it’s taken me a while to get Max GMust say I didn't expect more than 1 vote for each of the last two options, quite a surprise! More G
rightly recognised but does make me a little jealous 
When I sat and thought about it they were fairly easy
I know, I feel the same about T. I mean, I want people to recognise his cuteness but, to my shame, I also got a little green-eyed and momentarily stabby when you agreedOh hello! He’s looking cute
it’s taken me a while to get Max G
nothing makes sense anymore! 
hes far from my usual type. Just appreciating his cuteness. HisI know, I feel the same about T. I mean, I want people to recognise his cuteness but, to my shame, I also got a little green-eyed and momentarily stabby when you agreed
is safe from meYou won but at what cost, eh?it’s taken me a while to get Max G
T is cute as a button, but I could never do the nasty stuff to him that I have planned for ZadsI know, I feel the same about T. I mean, I want people to recognise his cuteness but, to my shame, I also got a little green-eyed and momentarily stabby when you agreed
. He looks way too innocent, I could just feed him cookies all day. I am no threat 
At least he's not gayFfs. Another woman to get rid of
this is true. I just had instant murderous intentions against the other woman lolAt least he's not gay
I love his cutenessT is cute as a button, but I could never do the nasty stuff to him that I have planned for Zads
I think this is why I don’t like Zads so much anymore, he’s less cute and more manly and stern. I love his cute pre-war photos though I definitely love super nice men (a side effect of choosing some very, very not-nice men in my younger years), and I think T seems so innocent and adorable Hopefully not so innocent that he won’t leave his wife for me - it’s a fine line. Typical. Why are they all taken?! Although it’s a good time to strike now, all their women are (probably) elsewhere. Except OZ, she has to keep hanging around where she’s not wantedFfs. Another woman to get rid of
Thanks OD. Everyone else seems to have figured it out so I don’t think you over complicated it … it’s just me
Whats the difference between number 4 and 5? I’m reading both as PIV on the bed? I was going to ask about the up and down arrows, but I just figured that one out 
Don't worry about OZ. I have it on good authority (Zads trusty laundry lady) that she's a closeted lesbian and in a new relationship with Goujon. Z and OZ will keep the marriage intact for the kids sake but Z is free to put his beautiful big throbbingTypical. Why are they all taken?! Although it’s a good time to strike now, all their women are (probably) elsewhere. Except OZ, she has to keep hanging around where she’s not wanted
wherever he pleases. It's not yet common knowledge but Macron knows, hence that famous photo. He was trying to blackmail Zads in to giving him a seeing to in exchange for keeping the story under wraps but thus far Zads hasn't caved.See, it’s funny, I have no problem imagining those thingsSame, same @Hanibo re. T. He's very sweet and pure looking. I just couldn't imagine wanting to do any of the things I want to do to the Z beast.
Don't worry about OZ. I have it on good authority (Zads trusty laundry lady) that she's a closeted lesbian and in a new relationship with Goujon. Z and OZ will keep the marriage intact for the kids sake but Z is free to put his beautiful big throbbing
As you were, ladies.
gone! So, this thread is a bit therapeutic for me today. It’ll also probably be half the reason I’m going to need therapy soon, especially if these don’t calm down. I was wondering last night if Goujon was OZ … but I like your explanation better. Good detective work Moniker.Essentially, yes.
)I think you've got me and Hanibo mixed up
So it's not anal then?Essentially, yes.
#4 is you riding his D in bed (as opposed on his chair in his office
#5 I left as simple as possible to allude to missionary (so he's on top) or for the voter to imagine any other position that tickels their fancy, like fill in the blank of sorts.
Please don't beat yourself up for not "getting" them. It's like you feeling bad for not being able to read my mind. Someone else would have depicted things differently than me, and who is to say that people who voted see the same thing as I do in those emojis
I think you've got me and Hanibo mixed up
No, OD, I was agreeing with your comments re.T but directing my response to HaniboI think you've got me and Hanibo mixed up
you might not like my next story then
last two are spit roasts lol but not necessarily analThanks for the explanations OD. I didn’t see anal in those @Moniker but I’m definitely seeing it in the last two options?
I’m not sure I can get used to calling G
I will be imagining Zad's clone in Gyou might not like my next story then
's place.
Christ, how many holes do you have Elmo?
