Volodymyr Zelenskyy #4 If loving Zads is wrong then I don't ever want to be right

[OrangeDuvet]

New thread title thanks to @ElmoCookie!

A brief summary of the previous thread:
- Thanks to @Hanibo we finally know the name of Gand it's Maksym Donets (Max)!
- Tattlers seem to agree that Zads doesn't look good in hats. Zads seems to hate them too.
- Macron has paid a visit to our man and has managed to turn himself into a meme after pawing at Zads the whole day and being unable to peel his eyes off of him. Lets never forget this

- A day after said visit a new member called Blueballs leaves a comment and is never to be seen again. We suspect it's Macron.
- A few more members dip their toes in our thread and nearly trample each other to death on their way out (including a Russian bot, The Other Woman's hardcore fan... )
- Zads has unleashed our untapped talent for writing erotica
- Consequently, we've become more unhinged
- Zads emoji

Please add if I've missed something!

P. S. About the poll,
There's no desk nor table emoji so I used to represent desk
I was going to add more options but sadly there's a limit.

 

[VC10]

Freedom Fighter Zaddy

 

[Moniker]

Ladies, keep an eye out for Blueballs aka Macron. He outed himself briefly on the last thread on Elmo's fabulous story by accidentally clicking the 'like' button. He hurriedly unliked but I reckon he was beating off to the story and his finger slipped. Just be vigilant - last thing we need is that perv snooping on our thread.

 

[VC10]

Look ladies.... I'm exhausted , and my Nation needs me. I must lead my people to victory after this invasion.
OK, you can suck me off , but I'm not obliging you , I need my hands free to sign papers

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Look ladies.... I'm exhausted , and my Nation needs me. I must lead my people to victory after this invasion.
OK, you can suck me off , but I'm not obliging you , I need my hands free to sign papers View attachment 1367838

 

[Moniker]

Many thanks for setting up the wonderful new thread Elmo and OrangeDuvet. The emoji list is fabulous - I picked them all.

 

[VC10]

OK girls ; I have about 20 mins to spare, now....
Who's first???

 

[Moniker]

OK girls ; I have about 20 mins to spare, now....
Who's first???
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Yes please. God, look at him there

 

[MartinBlank]

I have been out out for the first time in a long time. I am gently pissed and have a reasonably long train journey home. I have been enjoying the catch up of the last few pages and I wish you all a lovely weekend a night full of Zads/G/Taras dreams.

I can't focus my 5 drinks/exhausted eyed enough to answer the poll now but will give it due attention tomorrow!

 

[OrangeDuvet]

OK girls ; I have about 20 mins to spare, now....
Who's first???
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[MartinBlank]

Oh my days. Now I'm in a cab with a fuckwit driver telling me Ukraine needs to just roll over and Zelensky is dodgy and everything on the BBC is a lie. Husband is doing some tactical agreement because it isn't worth it and I'm biting my lip.

Give me bleeping strength.

 

[Moniker]

Dickwad. Bet he voted for Brexit.

 

[MartinBlank]

Dickwad. Bet he voted for Brexit.

Managed to get home before opening that particular can of worms fortunately. Another 3 miles and I reckon he'd have outed himself as an anti-vaxxer and a flat-earther too.

Catching up on Zads insta action. Feeling better after taxigate already!

 

[Dooley Doo]

OrangeDuvet and ElmoCookie thankyou for the new thread.
Alicky hope you are better soon.

MartinBlank glad you made it home OK. What a stupid driver.

 

[ElmoCookie]

Alright, own up. Which 3 of you filthy lot are wanting in on my threesome fantasy with Zads and Max ? I see you

 

[Hanibo]

Alright, own up. Which 3 of you filthy lot are wanting in on my threesome fantasy with Zads and Max ? I see you

Wasn’t me Elmo, I swear (max kind of scares me he’s so stern ). I’m still trying to decipher the poll options … give me another week

 

[ElmoCookie]

Wasn’t me Elmo, I swear (max kind of scares me he’s so stern ). I’m still trying to decipher the poll options … give me another week

I bet he has a proper soft side and cuddles kittens in his spare time they all sit along his biceps duck sake it’s not even 6am and the fanny zingers have started

 

[whatisityoucan'tface]

duck sake it’s not even 6am and the fanny zingers have started

0630 catching up and I just hurt looking at the purposeful striding one above got to drag self out for a run to work off the energy now...

@MartinBlank well done on your restraint with the taxi driver. I'd have been tempted to play dumb and say 'oh but he's so KYOOT though' (though appreciate this is a risk when husband is present).

 

[ElmoCookie]

I’m out for the day in the general public. Wish me luck

Hubby asked me to do a weather check. Apparent low 30s early next week in Kyiv so we may get shorts from the men is not the correct answer

 

[Hanibo]

I can’t even go on Twitter right now because the whole Roe v Wade thing is so upsetting and frightening. Instead, I’m pondering if green t-shirts make all men look hottttt, or just all Ukrainian men Looks like I’m starting the day as I mean to go on

Spoiler: Not Zads in green