Oh, dearest cousin, @Oops - what a glorious and most unexpected gift! As you know, I am a servant of the Church of England and cannot thank you enough - oh, what glory and respite the altar has been for my poor nerves.View attachment 1261388
Darling - @Milking Keynes I’m not going to need this on the landing any more so I am having it delivered to you. I will be thinking of you xx
I am wondering, dearest cousin, if I might even donate it to the Bishop of Bath and Winklespoop and, indeed, find a nice vicar for my troubled Lizzie, in exchange? Of course, I would love to keep this magnificence all to myself - but Mr. Bennet is, as you know, a most difficult and contrary individual. One would need, like myself, the patience of a saint and truth be told!
There might be some transaction of mutual convenience. It is most certainly a glorious piece with which you have betrothed me. I am of the certainty that there is not a cathedral that would not vie for this magnificent pulpit from which to blow, admonish, spew and damn better than this one, dear heart!
However, you understand the difficulties that face your poor, troubled, cousin, as always - Oh, how I would love to donate but have so many responsibilities and daughters - unmarried - so many - Oh, dear! I would discuss further but a dropcloth is being administered and I am not one to interfere with medical science.
I hope to hear from you soonest. Yours, Elizabeth Bonnet-Bennet.