You see there is our gorgeous Havisham going out sleeveless AGAIN! Everytime she mentions the word sleeveless I have to look it up in the dictionary since it has not been in my lexicon or repertoire since 1812 - when there was an overture written about a pair of arms which shall remain unidentified. I have NOTHING sleeveless in my entire wardrobe. No doubt if our dear Havisham goes to America she will be
Sleeveless in Seattle.
I saw something recently about women who go out to eat in a group. It showed how one goes to speak, one goes to listen, one goes to eat and one goes to drink etc…In our dear Havisham’s case one also went to be hideously rude, and unnecessarily bossy. Clearly a very jealous person one should lie down and avoid in the future! I say this with no guilt or guile. She’s a card carrying twot and as such should be avoided in future. How dare she practice her put-downs on our best girl? Grr!
When I come to Dublin do please invite her
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I feel sorry for your friend with the rat-attitude husband! I hope things improve for her - it sounds like she’s run ragged!
How was the supper with Les Toxics dear Captain. What did you eat? Could you taste it? Did they say all the wrong things or were they more sensitive this time?
I think there is a version of the cobweb mop that comes with built in binoculars for the short of seeing. I will make enquiries and once purchased will have it sent over in my barouche carriage. Naturally there will be a few bonnets secreted amidst the silken folds of the back seat for you dearest Havisham. What a good point though - how the flopping flop can he even see the cobwebs with his bad eyesight?
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Clearly Captain posted when I was writing my post and I know what she now ate. S’funny you were only recently speaking about seafood linguine! We are just so psychic so we are! So nice of you friend to pay for everyone’s food. Pity it wasn’t quite up to par. So glad you have been out. I hope you enjoyed yourself enormously all in all. Xx