bleeping joker face
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Forget how, I want to know why!
I would love to see how far he would go. Dare they choose patti-ram?!
Alzheimer’s video is cringing. Bit of a Scottish twang again but she just isn’t convincing with her teary look. Anyway am I right in thinking she was away when her grandda passed away? Anything to get engagement on her account.
The state of that sheet she’s got on the sofas….sofas that other people then pay a lot of money to sit on afterwards….get those manky dogs off them while you’re in a holiday home. It’s just common sense/decency. Although she’s got neither so why am I surprised. Don’t understand why they keep grifting her stats there, the place must be left in a right honking state
How much does she love herself in that white baftas dress? Although this is only a hundredth of what we're going to be subjected to if they actually get married 
I can't wait for this wedding. I wonder how far into the reception they'll be before she calls him a bleep?
She will probably call him one during their vows.
She tries to come off as confident but constantly slagging off your partner ‘as a joke’ shows low self esteem two ways 1) put them down to raise yourself and also 2) don’t care if he leaves/cheats he was a bleep with little legs anyway etc. She should grow up and use some of the money she’s saved on the blagged items on therapy.
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'I Victoria take you Ercunt sorry Ercan to be my lawfully wedded whipping boy'
Okay funny story, but my disaster of a cousin (who’s more red neck than posh) is 100% a user and super lazy. She was so disinterested in planning her own wedding and made family do it. Well at her wedding that 1) started late 2) people brought coolers and were drinking at 3) a bridesmaid was drunk and her dress inside out 4) food was 3 hours late and most of us left before being fed…..well during the reception dances and whatever (only part she cared about - she wanted a “rave” or “nightclub” vibe late at night outside), she was drunk and he called her a bleep. Marriage ended mid reception
Though she was lazy and took too long to get an annulment and divorced him 4 years later (maybe longer?) because she was too lazy to file paperwork
(the marriage paperwork had already been filed so it was already legal where they were so it wasn’t just a matter of not filing and making it legal to start). She was super classy and kept all the gifts and didn’t send out any thank you notes though 
Her latest post “working all the hours god sends” to pay for the wedding - errrr okay Vicky 
pretty sure she’s been on holiday more than she’s been at home/work this year
pretty sure she’s been on holiday more than she’s been at home/work this year
You can almost hear the resentment seeping out when she says 'LOL', what exactly has little legs contributed?? It's such an unbalanced financial situation, this beautiful union will not last ('LOL')Her latest post “working all the hours god sends” to pay for the wedding - errrr okay Vicky
pretty sure she’s been on holiday more than she’s been at home/work this year
The poor overworked little bear….just a quick Look at her insta shows this years she’s had the following holidays/weekends away
Paris, Rockliffe Hall, Mauritius, Cabu Cabins, a spa with scammy, Italy (which got cancelled) corinthia, Dubai, fish hotel, hotel in Alnwick, and the lodge….must be exhausted with the lack of time off
Paris, Rockliffe Hall, Mauritius, Cabu Cabins, a spa with scammy, Italy (which got cancelled) corinthia, Dubai, fish hotel, hotel in Alnwick, and the lodge….must be exhausted with the lack of time off
"To pay for the wedding".Lol.Like she's paying for anything.Her latest post “working all the hours god sends” to pay for the wedding - errrr okay Vicky
pretty sure she’s been on holiday more than she’s been at home/work this year
Has that lovely hen do to recover from all that work here in the next couple weeks. I believe in Mykonos.
She's 36. Not too old to have to worry. I gave birth last year.... i'm 39 next month. No drama. I'm bloody shattered though
Why is she going to try on wedding dresses if she says that she’s already got a few dresses lined up?! Like what business thinks oh I’ll get Vicky Pattison in to try on dresses, that’ll get the customers in 
**Ercs has had his hair cut repeat he has had his hair cut… not sure how much but probs not going to resemble Pete Wicks anymore Vicks 