Vicky Pattison #12 Crouching claw, swinging jaw

[Rainbow1]

Fucking begging for a Chinese now!

I’m guessing in general the beg for freebies recommendations didn’t go well as it’s Thursday night and they’ve only been to 1 restaurant

 

[Greencatfysh]

Doesn’t it sound to anyone else like she has Covid? I had it recently and had a really bad tummy and was super super tired. She shouldn’t have been hanging around with Jack Whitehall’s elderly parents!

 

[Cocobaby09]

Now we all know she won’t shower for the next few days - it’s gonna smell like a meat market in summer in that radio station

Ugh I shower more when I'm on mine. She's just rank

 

[here for the gossip!]

Ooh no I haven’t seen it so they talk about it do they? She thinks she’s so above them… she’s been doing something for the BBC today so hopefully that will get cancelled

Yeah they mention it her behaviour. I’m not totally convinced she doesn’t show up yet. Gaz too.

 

[Lico]

The hotel probably wouldn't gift her the function

 

[Cady1954]

Oh here we go. Her period is due

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

I wonder who her bridesmaids would be? None of her “friends” seem very genuine.

I’d say that hateful Ferne McCann would feature, partly as she’s another z-lister that the mags seem to like for some unknown reason.

 

[fredster2018]

Why does she not just learn how to fucking drive?

 

[Nadja]

Some dodgy filtering/facetuning going on here, left side of her face looks fucked

 

[Cocobaby09]

Seeing the Stephen Bear thread trending about his court case reminded me- didn’t aul Vicky used to date him?

Yes, and then Charlotte Crosby went out with him.

 

[Cocobaby09]

She needs to use some of that 'manic productivity' and clear all that shit from her garden. I think Steptoes yard is tidier than that!

Steptoe’s yard is a favourite saying of my mums think Vicky gives him a run for his money

 

[Cady1954]

Fucking greedy twats getting free food again!

 

[LaraQ]

probably her sister for one & the haribo kid. They'll get haribo kid to be flower girl but instead of throwing flowers she'll throw gummy bears

Lol.They 'll probably give all their guests bags of Starmix to throw instead of confetti.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

That doesn’t even look like him
The face of a man working out how to get away

 

[giovanna101]

GET THAT BASTARD DOG AND HIS LIPSTICK JUICES OFF THAT TABLE YOU FILTHY DIRTY BITCH!!!!!!!!!

I've hurt my finger now

Ahhh fackinell

 

[Cocobaby09]

Yeah I saw that.. who the fuck doesn’t wash when they’re on their period.. she’s such a fucking tramp

I probably shower more, you just feel like you need to. Unless you’re grubby Vicky.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

They both qualified together….the LDNM guys must be mortified having associated themselves with these 2 wallys
Also how much oil/butter whatever she’s cooked that egg in, it’s absolutely swimming

 

[funkimunki1984]

Cunt face

Short and straight to the point lol

And the smug face she usually does in the back of a car when on her way to a bummed dinner, day out, etc. Cannot abide her.

Omg I LOVE your profile pic! Long love Queen Madge and her withering put downs!

 

[Cocobaby09]

One of the worst begs on Instagram

And there's no shortage. Embarrassing

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Ugh.She 'll milk the shit out of this now.

Was thinking exactly the same… nothing wrong with her, just using periods as content like she does the body positivity posts & then the before/after pics. She’s so predictable🥱