Hi , Nurse here. Have carried out 100s if not 1000s of smear tests. The “brush” she is on about, has NEVER broken & I’ve asked my friends (also nurses) if it has happened to them and they said never…. I get that vaginal smears aren’t the top of everyone’s daily tasks but they are NOT as bad as Julie has made out. Also, for the women who have thrush (I also suffer … Jesus it’s a bastard), honestly don’t be nervous. We’ve seen it all. We are all females. You don’t have to shave, wax, trim. We don’t judge you on YOUR vagina. But please book your smear. Check the register & more importantly PLEASE register. Now sorry lecture over!!
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catchinguphere21
VIP Member
She will be doing her shopping in Dunnes next week WHILST the twinnies are in school and a Doctor will be reaching for the same slice pan as her and will say ....." Julieeeee gurl, ill take out those stitches here in the bread aisle for ya now, no bodder" and Julie will turn around and say ... fanx gurrl whilst wiping the drool from her bottom lip
CalM
Well-known member
I honestly dont believe a word of that smear story. I have looked up the cervical cytology brush that is used for swabbing and it is soft plastic and nylon - and I can see no evidence of them ever breaking. Remember the cervix would be opened with a speculum so no matter how you would tighten up, your vagina could not break the cytology brush.
Also - IF the cytology brush broke - that would be a patient safety issue and the medical practice are obliged to contact the National Screening Service, the HSE, and the company who made the device. This would be a notifiable incident under the HSE National Incident Management Framework - as a near miss/miss incident and would most likely be investigated.
This is such a dangerous story - Im off to report it! Im lived
Also - IF the cytology brush broke - that would be a patient safety issue and the medical practice are obliged to contact the National Screening Service, the HSE, and the company who made the device. This would be a notifiable incident under the HSE National Incident Management Framework - as a near miss/miss incident and would most likely be investigated.
This is such a dangerous story - Im off to report it! Im lived
TeaAndABun
Chatty Member
Shaved brow 
Tatts
Limited time in school
Why not give him a can of cider,a souped up banger and tick everything off the "How to grow your own gurrier" list.
He is a toddler when he is crawling into your bed? Then he's the man of the house talking out the bins? Now he is a teenager?
Absolutely zero hope for the poor lad.
Tatts
Limited time in school
Why not give him a can of cider,a souped up banger and tick everything off the "How to grow your own gurrier" list.
He is a toddler when he is crawling into your bed? Then he's the man of the house talking out the bins? Now he is a teenager?
Absolutely zero hope for the poor lad.
TeaAndABun
Chatty Member
Stolen bread is life for the merry widow wife
Rescue the economy with another trip! Guurl you need to fix that lip!
From Me-Julie to Me-Droolie
From dancing on a table to a lip that's so unstable
It's a nah nah nah to the septic chin bra
NOT thread titles,just can't resist!!
Rescue the economy with another trip! Guurl you need to fix that lip!
From Me-Julie to Me-Droolie
From dancing on a table to a lip that's so unstable
It's a nah nah nah to the septic chin bra
NOT thread titles,just can't resist!!
NoseyNiamh
VIP Member
I don't know why you are all worried, the Robin will take out her stiches....peck peck
TeaAndABun
Chatty Member
If he sends a man in a hiace to collect you,wearing jeans and your own personal,private bottle of water could your mind be changed??
work4aliving
VIP Member
It's very irresponsible to talk about her smear test like that ...it could easily put a person off going..this is not a topic for her made up dramatic stories..smear tests are too important..
Cantstopreading
Chatty Member
Why do people want lips like that.......they look so ridiculous. Like a lumpy baboons arse on their face
Noseymc123
VIP Member
Why is she shouting at Fionn open door for her when it locks behind you.Julie have you forgotten all stories of been locked out and now you telling child open the door
TeaAndABun
Chatty Member
"He will never find this page.."
Honey,you've banned me more times than Lance Armstrong was banned in the Tour De France.Give me a toaster,a wire hanger and a North blowing wind and I'll know what you'd for breakfast before you've digested it.Also it's going to be hard to hide seeing as your such a celebrity.He will more than likely have listened to Irelands 83rd top rated Pod Cast...
Honey,you've banned me more times than Lance Armstrong was banned in the Tour De France.Give me a toaster,a wire hanger and a North blowing wind and I'll know what you'd for breakfast before you've digested it.Also it's going to be hard to hide seeing as your such a celebrity.He will more than likely have listened to Irelands 83rd top rated Pod Cast...
PandoraSkye
VIP Member
Roaring at them from the car, why is she in the car when they’re not?
I never get into the car first, it’s always kids first in there seats buckled in correctly, then I go back inside make sure everything is off and all the doors are closed then lock the front door..?
CalM
Well-known member
I might contact the National Screening Service and highlight it with them on Twitter - it is beyond dangerous. If someone knew the GP they could email into them, as they may not speak over the phone due to GDPR. Jesus Christ I am so angry - Cervical Screening is such an important publich health measure and this uneducated person - throwing out a story for the LOLs if infuriating.
Get off my chest
VIP Member
Yeah she deffo sounds odd trying to speak..
Good enough for her..
Zaro sympathy from me..
ZARO
bellasorella
Active member
So the mother didn’t know she was away getting botched but she was also going to go and knew how minor it was? 
shes like bambi tripping over them lies
shes like bambi tripping over them liesIrish wannabes
VIP Member
Also she said she was offered this for free in Ireland
but decided to pay the 2k in another country
She says she is a single mom with no help and can’t pay her ESB
so who minded the kids? And how she pay for it if she so call can’t pay her bills
she needs to stop with all these lies
but decided to pay the 2k in another country
She says she is a single mom with no help and can’t pay her ESB
so who minded the kids? And how she pay for it if she so call can’t pay her bills
she needs to stop with all these lies
ahtisyourself
VIP Member
Sure alarm bells should have been ringing when they quoted her for the chin lipo and she asked would they do her eyelids too and they said they would for €500. You’d swear she was bartering for a rip off handbag and a few knock off trainers from a lucky lucky man. The whole thing gives me the ick!!! Sure what’s the point in having a beauuuudiful room with beauuuudiful food and beauuuudiful service if the most qualifications the doctors have is a blue tick on insta 