Trim with Tan

[ChubClubThug]

I maahhhite like it, if a bought it in a size 14 and not triiiaaaddd to squeeze into a 12.

Yeah she doesn't look a 12 to me tbf! She doesn't look terrible, she just needs to go up a size.

 

[Lalobadee]

Those eyelashes if those were really done by a professional. She can chuck her money my way my 5 year old could do a better job for her with eyelashes from the poundshop while blindfolded. One handed .

 

[Ciechoslava]

This really made me laugh.. ‘we like to stop out overnight and are very spontaneous’ hahahah what the hell

 

[NoseyRosey]

In Chris’s vlog he is plugging Slimcon! ‘It’s a great day out, I love a day out me, I love getting out for the day you know, it’s a great day’ He is just excited to finally get a day out socialising with other people and not in bed with smelly flaps at 8pm. Although slimcon will be finished by then and post event drinks would probs be too rowdy for Tan so they will be in bed by 8pm full up on jacket potatoes xx

 

[Ciechoslava]

Oh wow. Her new instagram post says she’s
Put 6lbs on and is now in the 13stone bracket again. This is why slimming world doesnt work for those with food addictions/binge eating disorders. When put in a situation faced with loads of ‘naughty’ food they go crazy and gain silly amounts of weight. If she was allowed the ‘forbidden’
Foods in moderation on daily basis her brain wouldnt be craving the forbidden ‘fruit’ as much.
Hate slimming world dont even think its Tan’s fault. She should try calorie counting in myopinion.

 

[NoseyRosey]

In the kids Q&A....’ What’s the best thing about Mummy?’

Corby - The food she makes

God help that poor child, he must not have been exposed to much else and has nothing to compare corn beef hash too

 

[HonestyIsTheBestPolicy]

Starting her day with skinny vanilla coffee.... where’s the code, ma love? Probably didn’t mention it because it means she’d have to put sponsored ad on her YouTube video, is that right?

She’s doing a couple of meal plans.... who the fuck is still buying them, mmm?

Erm.... her hair? “It’s nice though ain’t it?”. No love, it isn’t. I think you definitely got struck by the lightening last night Tan because that’s exactly how you looked with that hair lol.


Don’ blame the pharmacist. It is your responsibility to read the description of any medication you give or take before doing so! Blame everyone else but yourself, my love! As fucking usual.

Tub of ice cream... definitely going to get spotty and that’s because you’ve consumed far too much dairy! Do not blame it on the heat because as we already know, your diet is as shit as your hair looked.

Final thing: please go and have a long shower and exfoliate your body! Seriously look greasy as hell.

 

[lexiloo]

Got to say allit of beauty gurus and allot of people I know do this to there faces and the hair growth doesnt change it all depends If you do naturally have hair or not but basically so they say you wont get a beard (not that I have tried myself) as for the deb - Riss comment clearly read through all her "research" notes and her minimal vocabulary shines through.. mangeeetoowwwwtt ma loves

phew! not sure I could cope with a bearded Tan
mangeeetoowwwwtt hahaha that was a classic, as was EH-ton mess ma loves

 

[Shopaholic]

Wonder if the christmas wreath will be more expensive this year.

Wonder is she is uaing the pound shop lights and classing them as more expensive.

 

[NoseyRosey]

I'm surprised people are buying meal plans still and she can make a full time job out of it. I wonder what they consist of? We cna probably guess....

Day one-
Skinny Coffee and 2 Alpen light bars
Baked potato with cheese
Slimming world cheeseburger pasta or spag bol

Rinse and repeat

 

[NoseyRosey]

That was lunch in todays vlog

We all can appreciate lunch is a ham an cheese sandwich sometimes but that is not appetising, I could make it look it look ten times better.......but i think she thinks it looks good that way

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

to be fair kids do get 15 hours free funding when they turn 3 regardless of parents working. I was out of work when mine were at that age and used the funding so they went off and had the routine and learning. My youngest is 3 next week and she had the 2 year funding as I earn under the threshold (think its under £15k a year - im a single parent so just my part time income) I work nights so its been a godsend for me so I can actually get a rest once she's in nursery! Im actually now paying £15 a week to top up some hours so she is in 3 full days now.
Back to Tan...!
God that haul was full of crap! Not many actual real meals in it. Just junk and ready made/convenience stuff for the kids

She does waste so much money on processed food. if she snacks on chicken so much why doesnt she just buy large chickens cook it and take it off the bone and pop it into a tupperwear container in the fridge.. It would be healthier and alot cheaper plus you would get alot more chicken for your money then she could easily use some for chicken salad for lunch etc or could throw a handful into her pasta and sauce things that she eats for her dinners.

 

[Lalobadee]

She is always scratching at herself if it’s not the hair it’s her face . Does anyone else think she looks a lot better without the lashes on ?

 

[Disneylover]

Oh my! The newest vlog is hysterical, firstly her hair when she takes the braids out but does she wash it? No ma loves she does not, she leaves it until the following evening before washing it, bearing in mind she had the braids in for days too urgh!
Secondly she rang the doctors and went mad about the size of the tablets for her son only to be told they're disolvable does she not read labels or leaflets? And lastly the sunburn! Omg tan get it covered up and stop using factor 15, when you resemble a tomato it's time to up the factor!! And of course she yawns......a lot throughout, it's a classic.

Honestly when her hair was like that I thought surely she'll wash it!!!! No!!!! God she's a scruff. She's thick, I'm sorry but who would give a 6/7 year old a proper tablet, the doctor's wouldn't it must have said on the bloody label to dissolve them. She must have made a show of herself ringing the doctor's "going mad". You're spot on over the sun cream ffs, factor 15 all day in that weather!!! No wonder she's burnt the silly mare! Thick as pig shit

 

[Lady in Wales]

I came onto mention the jacket potato, braids and the tablet scenario.. but I see it’s all been mentioned lol

I think Tan needs to step away from Youtube for a while. She looks very depressed and bored as hell. She makes it look like it's the biggest effort in the world to be vlogging at the moment and her videos are suffering greatly because of it. The constant yawning is so damn rude and even though she keeps banging on that she is content with her weight, it's obvious that it's getting her down! Too bad that she now relies on the money she gets from Youtube so she can't afford to take a break, but her content is pretty shite at present and her videos are boring as hell!

 

[Hendrix13]

I used to watch tan when she first started out. She was more genuine then. I’ve not watched her videos for a very long time coz she actually looks bored and can’t be fucking arsed. It’s too much hard work for our tan, she looks bored shitless on every video. Plus I was getting bored shitless watching them so unsubscribed. Agree she needs a good fucking wash she looks like a dirty greasy smelly cow. Bet her fanny hums perish the thought

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Don't understand these letting my husband do the food shop. 'Letting' as if they were banned from doing it? Also making out like they are a dumb and its a womans job to take care of the food shop....oh bore off!
Imagine if the husbands put a video out titled 'letting' the Mrs put up a shelf or do some other job that somehow women might mess up. Somehow im guessing it wouldn't sit right.

 

[Charmed40]

I bet she really wants to do the fasting and calorie counting but she's probably too scared to say. Shes definitely in a rut you can plainly see. How on earth has she let herself go like that especially with what she does for a living. Shes really low at the minute and stuck in that SW shit cycle

 

[HonestyIsTheBestPolicy]

Helloooo ma Luvs and welcome to another videoooooooooooooo


1. How did she gain 6lbs in like 3 days?

2. Why do we need to see ANOTHER Aldi haul. She buys the same crap.

3. Does she cook her meals and her kids meals separate? When I was growing up we just had what my mum had (healthy meals full of veg etc) don’t get me wrong if she was rushing out to work (single mum) we’d have a beige dinner the odd time and we seen it as a total treat (we lived in the countryside and takeaways were 30 mins drive and didn’t deliver )

4. Doesn’t syn cheese?!?

5. Just bags and bags of Beige food.

VID-EYORRRRR lol

Same shit... silly bint even said she’ll throw the creamy sauce pouch thingy away cos it contains alcohol PMSL.

And she needs to syn cheese APPROPRIATELY... she must reek of it with the amount she eats!

 

[lexiloo]

Well she’s just put a daily vlog up and one of the bridesmaids dresses is too small....no alterations can fix that tan! But they’re all going to loose weight for the wedding so it will fit....no pressure my luv! She won a gym membership so that’s all we’re gonna year about now it’s all fate and she’s is ridiculously happy and grinning far too much

she'll be binning that poor bridesmaid off for someone it does fit