Trim with tan #5 the grim reeker of Burnley, nasty gases smelly blew poor belle away

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This is it I absolutely howled!! I genuinely thought it was serious concerned TanFan until I came on here!
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Things what lockdown have taught me.
Stringing a sentence together and hygiene need not apply.
Also anyone think she was throwing a bit of shade at Janeychins talking about only having 3 friends and realising who care at times like this. Mind you its true though🤷‍♀️
 
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Things what lockdown have taught me.
Stringing a sentence together and hygiene need not apply.
Also anyone think she was throwing a bit of shade at Janeychins talking about only having 3 friends and realising who care at times like this. Mind you its true though🤷‍♀️
yes!!! I thought the same, shade to jane and helen no doubt ;)
who else would love to hear Chris on the singing app? belting out elvis from the bathroom........

We're caw-ort in a trap
I carrnt worrk art
Because I love you too much babeeee

Why can't ya see
What you doin t' me
When you dunt bel-iv a word are say?

We can't go on togever
With suspicious maaarrrnds (suspicious maaarrrnds)
And we can't buld are dreams
On suspicious maaarrrnds
 
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yes!!! I thought the same, shade to jane and helen no doubt ;)
who else would love to hear Chris on the singing app? belting out elvis from the bathroom........

We're caw-ort in a trap
I carrnt worrk art
Because I love you too much babeeee

Why can't ya see
What you doin t' me
When you dunt bel-iv a word are say?

We can't go on togever
With suspicious maaarrrnds (suspicious maaarrrnds)
And we can't buld are dreams
On suspicious maaarrrnds
Weak 🤣🤣🤣
 
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yes!!! I thought the same, shade to jane and helen no doubt ;)
who else would love to hear Chris on the singing app? belting out elvis from the bathroom........

We're caw-ort in a trap
I carrnt worrk art
Because I love you too much babeeee

Why can't ya see
What you doin t' me
When you dunt bel-iv a word are say?

We can't go on togever
With suspicious maaarrrnds (suspicious maaarrrnds)
And we can't buld are dreams
On suspicious maaarrrnds
Are you on the🍷 join the singing app and do a duet with Chris I dare thee😂
 
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yes!!! I thought the same, shade to jane and helen no doubt ;)
who else would love to hear Chris on the singing app? belting out elvis from the bathroom........

We're caw-ort in a trap
I carrnt worrk art
Because I love you too much babeeee

Why can't ya see
What you doin t' me
When you dunt bel-iv a word are say?

We can't go on togever
With suspicious maaarrrnds (suspicious maaarrrnds)
And we can't buld are dreams
On suspicious maaarrrnds
Just spat my vino out 🤣🤣🤣 howling! I can just picture Chris singing in his trackies on the app 😂

And I present you the dinner of a “qualified nutritionist” 😂😂😂😂😂😂View attachment 158879
God she gets worse 😂

Pats baps eat your heart out 😂
 
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ave stuck on me sideys and flares and am 'oping chris joins me int singing room for some elvis numbers, ave erd he's great at singing in the loo ma loves
 
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Wedding venue cancelled, made our wedding full of mishaps
Never marrrrned Chris, let just go and have a sit down at pats baps
A good ol fraaa up, with egg berrcon n tomatorrs
Just stuff arrr face all dey til it's tarrm to close
Errpril did a wee and a poo in her crate what a good gurl
But tan, when you talk about bowel habits it just makes us tatters wanna hurl!

My evening is boring tonight as you can tell lol.
 
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