"The best summer of their lives" she said...
August 8 and these poor children do not seem to have done exceptional things this summer.
But luckily Tracy's tummy tuck is booked! (and that's the most important thing)
Tracy, think about making an appointment for Mama Maloney because you edit her so much that one day she will feel compelled to make your fiction a reality
Yesterday gave us some wonderful photos, proving that Tracy has a belly as big as her mouth and that photoshop is stronger than ever in her life.
We had the chance to see he most awful outfits this week.Tracy being in the middle of a revival of the 90s and probably thinking she is Cher from Clueless or one of the twins from Sweet Valley High, while we see her more as a poor, dumb, miserable and dirty mix of Amber/Valerie Malone/Donna Martin
Her podcast is still so useless and non-existent (like her left breast and her sex life)
We notice that her brothers are much funnier than her and her friends are real goons ready to support her lies until they lose a kidney, when Tracy likes to harm them, breaks any attempt at flirting from Samantha, scares Julie's son, considers Danielle for a babysitter or a personal assistant....
GlamarAss is still begging in Tracy's comments when Tracy doesn't like or comment on ANY GlamarAss posts. Hopeless!
FarkAss continues to post misleading posts and stories about Tracy and doesn't see his patient numbers skyrocket! When is the end of the honeymoon? We want to be front row!
The new Maloney Manor still seems habitable (she loves to spend 97,45% of her single mom of three under three without CS time in her/not her rainbow bed located in the playroom aka her/not her bedroom).
The children still seem to be able to tolerate spending their lives in cars, in 4 or 5 different homes and being fed only ice cream and lies.
How long has it been since we've seen a bikini pic?
Surprising, for someone who claims her happy place is on the water.
Back to school is approaching for the children. How exciting after this boring summer.
Sadly for them, I can't wait to see the back to school Haul à la Tracy made of impractical school bags, uncomfortable clothes, two sizes too big cheap shoes that, hair messed up by extensions, dime-store fake jewelry/Cologne.
BUT
more than everything, i can't wait for the predictable sentence "This will be the most fabulous school year of their lives!"
May Tracy's perpetual vacation/parental vacuancy) continue!!!!!!
August 8 and these poor children do not seem to have done exceptional things this summer.
But luckily Tracy's tummy tuck is booked! (and that's the most important thing)
Tracy, think about making an appointment for Mama Maloney because you edit her so much that one day she will feel compelled to make your fiction a reality
Yesterday gave us some wonderful photos, proving that Tracy has a belly as big as her mouth and that photoshop is stronger than ever in her life.
We had the chance to see he most awful outfits this week.Tracy being in the middle of a revival of the 90s and probably thinking she is Cher from Clueless or one of the twins from Sweet Valley High, while we see her more as a poor, dumb, miserable and dirty mix of Amber/Valerie Malone/Donna Martin
Her podcast is still so useless and non-existent (like her left breast and her sex life)
We notice that her brothers are much funnier than her and her friends are real goons ready to support her lies until they lose a kidney, when Tracy likes to harm them, breaks any attempt at flirting from Samantha, scares Julie's son, considers Danielle for a babysitter or a personal assistant....
GlamarAss is still begging in Tracy's comments when Tracy doesn't like or comment on ANY GlamarAss posts. Hopeless!
FarkAss continues to post misleading posts and stories about Tracy and doesn't see his patient numbers skyrocket! When is the end of the honeymoon? We want to be front row!
The new Maloney Manor still seems habitable (she loves to spend 97,45% of her single mom of three under three without CS time in her/not her rainbow bed located in the playroom aka her/not her bedroom).
The children still seem to be able to tolerate spending their lives in cars, in 4 or 5 different homes and being fed only ice cream and lies.
How long has it been since we've seen a bikini pic?
Surprising, for someone who claims her happy place is on the water.
Back to school is approaching for the children. How exciting after this boring summer.
Sadly for them, I can't wait to see the back to school Haul à la Tracy made of impractical school bags, uncomfortable clothes, two sizes too big cheap shoes that, hair messed up by extensions, dime-store fake jewelry/Cologne.
BUT
more than everything, i can't wait for the predictable sentence "This will be the most fabulous school year of their lives!"
May Tracy's perpetual vacation/parental vacuancy) continue!!!!!!
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