My mom would tell me duck off in 1,000 different ways.Because she needs the world to know that she doesn’t wear underwear…
Because she needs everyone to know that she “has a big ass”
Because she thinks she’s being sexy
This is how that went
“Mom, I need to go out. My boyfriend and I broke up and I just can’t deal with the kids right now. I need to go out. Please watch the kids tonight so I can go out. I need to go out, I can’t stay home and let him think he’s won. Please mom, watch the kids for me. I promise I will make it up to you.”