I don’t undertake this constant post/reminder about forgetting to move the elf… like you are fucking proud that you can’t remember to do one damn thing for your kids daily?! How fucking hard is it you idiot?! Instead of shoving that nasty ass rose up your aged beef flap every night why don’t you move the damn elf?! What a fucking waste she is seriously. I just became a mother this year and my kid is literally everything and anything thats on my mind. I don’t even pee before my kid is settled. I can’t imagine forgetting to move the elf. The whole point of elf on the shelf is to see the joy on the kids faces! If you forget it means their joy is not what is driving you to do it. What the fuck are you doing it for then?! No one is making you! Stop fucking doing things for the gram and start doing it for the right reasons!! Those 3 kids!! Otherwise you won’t be “fourever” for much longer because they will leave your ass alone the first chance they get!! Asshole!