Tom & Giovanna Fletcher #2 We’re a bore, we sleep on the floor, gimme more more more (money)

[Chinese_whispers]

I know this is crass but I'm shocked they still have sex! They're such a sexless couple and I know it comes with years of being together but they're both so young. And now they just act like friends. I know we wouldn't see their private moments or anything and this comment is making assumptions but you know when you see a couple and they just have that chemistry. They don't!

they seem like really really good mates and that’s lovely but I agree I don’t see a spark between them.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Gi hasn't aged well, she looks like Tom's mum.

 

[Et tu Brute?]

I’m still cringing that I used to fancy Tom. Not in the early days, round the “Above the noise” stage. Shaking my head

 

[Loopy83]

I dont get why she is a parenting expert. Her kids are too young for us to see if shes actually any good. Id rather have someone whose kids arw a bit older

 

[Smartie]

I also don't trust parenting advice from someone with money to throw at problems. She checked herself into a hotel for a break when Buzz was a newborn. That's about as relatable as Clemmie and her buying a leather jacket for after the birth to slim back into

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

They're definitely a couple who have sex only to produce children. IMVHO.

 

[Belulah]

I quite enjoyed the pod this week and I’m not a fan of either Gi or Richard and Judy.

 

[Lifeislemons]

She thinks she is the authority on parenting. Wait until they’re teenagers...

 

[Eenymeenyminymo]

What da fuq

 

[zeroes]

I find the lack of transparency in their ads insulting to my intelligence at this point - I know you're not all *oh so excited* about The Masked Singer that you've decided to make your own masks! Give me a simple "Check out The Masked Singer finale tonight x" and piss off.

 

[Pixie06]

I find the lack of transparency in their ads insulting to my intelligence at this point - I know you're not all *oh so excited* about The Masked Singer that you've decided to make your own masks! Give me a simple "Check out The Masked Singer finale tonight x" and piss off.

Didn't watch it, what was he do an ad for? I unfollowed both of them, they gave me such rage!

 

[Oliviabob]

I also don't trust parenting advice from someone with money to throw at problems. She checked herself into a hotel for a break when Buzz was a newborn. That's about as relatable as Clemmie and her buying a leather jacket for after the birth to slim back into

To be fair, she went with Tom on tour when Buzz was newborn so they were staying in a hotel.

A lot of over privileged stuff in her book about when Buzz was newborn massively annoyed me but she didn’t just bugger off to a hotel on her own

 

[Smartie]

To be fair, she went with Tom on tour when Buzz was newborn so they were staying in a hotel.

A lot of over privileged stuff in her book about when Buzz was newborn massively annoyed me but she didn’t just bugger off to a hotel on her own

Er I'm sure she did. I've got the book somewhere, I'll find it if I can. But she struggled so she booked into a hotel, it wasn't part of Toms touring. I remember reading it and being a bit wtf. It was after they went to the hospital if I remember right. The tour they were there 2 weeks, but this was for a night or something.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Even with a mask on, I can tell he’s pulling that same annoying face

 

[Lollypopper]

The way Gi says hello in stories is so annoying, especially when it's hello multiple times

 

[Scotblock]

Er I'm sure she did. I've got the book somewhere, I'll find it if I can. But she struggled so she booked into a hotel, it wasn't part of Toms touring. I remember reading it and being a bit wtf. It was after they went to the hospital if I remember right. The tour they were there 2 weeks, but this was for a night or something.

Yeah you are right. I remember a friend telling me that she got her book after having her son and one of the tips was book into a hotel if it all gets too much.

 

[Quite Contrary]

Yeah you are right. I remember a friend telling me that she got her book after having her son and one of the tips was book into a hotel if it all gets too much.

Nothing a mother to a baby born at the start of a pandemic could relate to more tbh

 

[Waitingonyou]

They are just far too perfect. Makes me sick in my mouth!

 

[Pixie06]

Yeah you are right. I remember a friend telling me that she got her book after having her son and one of the tips was book into a hotel if it all gets too much.

We've all got a few hundred quid to just go and stay at a random hotel when we've had enough. Mother and parenting guru my bleeping arse.

 

[DigiDuino]

I've had a look through her book trying to find the hotel thing but I can't find it at all?

Is Happy Mum, Happy Baby the right book? The only mentions of 'hotel' I can see are from when she has Buzz while Tom is on tour