I made an “in pain” noise earlier because I had a bad tummy pain and my two year old went “mummmy wah wah wah” and sort of fake cried with the hands by her eyes (that sort of ott hand gesture to wipe sarcastic tears awayAccording to my three year old I’m a “plain old lady”. Wounded.
Toddlers are brutal! (Ps I’m sure you’re not plain. Or old!)