Sunday times best selling author with an email address of John Princess Clark . Sort your life out mate
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Both?!! Why is he called Princess btw?
it’s his fb name too . Swear he’s a few sandwiches short of a picnicI don't knowbut I like to think it's linked to his MySpace account in his youth
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Just remembered he stopped with the hair bobble/bracelet wearing too that he was always secretive about
So he's showing him making his little crosses off for his 0 alcohol (lies!). The other week he was saying how he likes to mark them off for the next week aswell for motivation now he's about 2 weeks behind on them! Another contradiction! Has he been soooo busy he didn't have time to draw his little x's on his whiteboard?!
He has to wait to make a whole story of him crossing the dates off!! Yawn!!
Definitely!! I don’t believe he’s managed to just stop drinking that easily.I call bullshit on the little red crosses
He's been drunk on his lives enough times for us to know its not true
He’s 42? Do you think he actually owns a pair of shoes ….has anyone seen him make an effort with his clothes - always such a slob - those ripped denim shorts are an all time low tho!
Those 3 crumpets are so interesting ! I’m sure people will pay 2k for that interesting meal prep
Do you think he toasted and buttered them three weeks ago and froze them?
Hands up those thinking he'll eat one of those cheesecakes in one go?!
Why is he posting about family sized cheesecakes? Then posts the bloody ebooks! Why can’t he be professional and stay on brand ?! His whole usp is meant to be about low cal home made batch cooking. He really doesn’t get marketing at all
Because he's crap at it all! He should call himself the meal prep king who doesn't meal prep!
I mind in the early days he used to talk about how you need to earn a dessert so they would walk to the shop for low cal ice cream and back to earn it - now it’s “drive to the shop, pick up high calorie crap and eat it in one go, eat like a king and lose weight”? Which is it John the con
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I mean he did say last week not having a car would be a drink temptationHe is very quiet isn't he, must be some bender he is on
You've nailed it thereI mind in the early days he used to talk about how you need to earn a dessert so they would walk to the shop for low cal ice cream and back to earn it - now it’s “drive to the shop, pick up high calorie crap and eat it in one go, eat like a king and lose weight”? Which is it John the con
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I mean he did say last week not having a car would be a drink temptation
John the con has got to be the next thread title - Status