Tim Tracker #70 She Has Risen (After Noon) 🧟‍♀️

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Tim Tracker #70: She Has Risen (After Noon)

New thread courtesy of @Quasimodo
Didn't know if our usual new thread maker would be busy this holiday.
 
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Southpaw33

EGGIES VLOG TIME!

Tim has been puking or crapping, and hasn't felt well. Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because you have been eating endless garbage day after day?

Every day when J is asleep, Lynn builds him a new design with the Nugget for him to play with. WTF does Jenn or Tim do? This is bizarre.

And Tim is calling him a star athlete and touting his baseball throwing skills.

Oh and they got him a new bike AND scooter.

Their "friends" came over for Easter gifts for J - seems like it was the British guys.
 
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airbusA330

Tim’s probably sick from space allergies still The way these two eat I’m surprised they dont get SpAcE ScUrVy.
 
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Southpaw33

Jenn explaining how much more work goes into uploading a video than just clicking upload. Says "inputting metadata" to make the stans think she is super smart and hardworking.
 
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CoolWhip

so in her 3 hours of napping down time Stanny Lynn builds different shapes with the what 4 pieces of nugget? How about she cut up some fruits and veggies, make a sensory tub, set up some fine mirror skill activities. Great educator they have there
 
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Quasimodo

Now J$ is a star athlete cause he can throw balls at his egg donor on target.

As someone who doesn't celebrate easter - is it normal to get big gifts? The giant piles of candy and some random easter basket stuffers aren't enough? Gotta give a kid who can barely ride a tricycle a brand new bike?
 
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Southpaw33

They have to tell J where to 'plant' the jelly beans. Just let the kid do whatever. And if you need to control it to remember every spot, don't give him 50 jelly beans. If he wants to put one somewhere, let him.

Jenn yelling, "I LOVE IT!!!" over and over as J sets down a new jelly bean is so over-the-top.
 
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Quasimodo

Dim actually said he doesn't think they eat bacon enough to have a "go to" bacon. No, you eat plenty of bacon, you just eat it in restaurants and takeout so you never have to think about what bacon to buy at the grocery store, you idiot.
 
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Southpaw33

Why the F do they brush J's teeth in the kitchen? I have never understood this. But, then again, we thought she also had menstrual cups in the kitchen.
 
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Quasimodo

She said she's been eating ramen for lunch everyday for the last few days, and well, her face looks like it's retaining all that sodium.


"But it's fAnCy microwaveable ramen so it's healthy!" -Ginn's reasoning, probably
 
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CoolWhip

That was like a weird, shitty, tattle response video. Oh Jackprop can do so many new things, look how well he rides a scooter, look how he can brush his teeth, well not really but we got him an expensive toothbrush, look how much j loves us “say I love you”, look t me organizing the spices, well only 6 things, but yay me!
 
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HereForTheT3a22

Southpaw33 said:
Organizing is Jenn's form of self care, says Jenn.

uh...what?
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Hold the fucking phone…

a bitch said WHAT?!?

they literally paid a TEAM to organize one room

also @Quasimodo I wanted to respond to this

“I hope Prosperity Pig will get sacrificed on Easter Sunday. ”

it’s going to rise from the dead back to a fresh lemon with real working legs, spit those asbestos pennies in jenns face and run far away
 
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Snippysnips

It is definitely NOT normal, this is just another way to spoil him an another step on the ladder to being a ultimate brat, I swear he's going end up being such a nasty ungrateful kid, I can't see many parents wanting their kid to associate with him either, could you imagine other parents faces when their kid comes over asking why they didn't get bikes an scooters for Easter like wtf I certainly would NEVER allow my kid to hang around such a spoilt brat least they start to throw tantrums over why are they getting all this stuff

A NORMAL easter would be a little egg hunt an some easter eggs, over here we get like the big hollow eggs with a bit of candy in it, not sure what's all in America but kids just get eggs, I imagine some do little easter baskets for kids too with candy an some will decorate little easter hats with their kids as a nice activity for them
 
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Southpaw33

HereForTheT3a22 said:
Hold the fucking phone…

a bitch said WHAT?!?

they literally paid a TEAM to organize one room
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Yep. She "organized" her spice cabinet, AKA she bought a spice shelf with levels and placed it in a cabinet and set spice containers on it. She did this while Tim watched some show she didn't like.
 
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Quasimodo

Dim says he doesn't know how to hard-boil eggs because he's a millennial. Fuck you Dim, don't throw the rest of us millennials in with your incompetence. I've known how to hard-boil an egg since I was a kid.
 
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