Wait until they collect the bedding from this week with all her dead skin on it from the body brushingIf she really had money she’d have a lady in to do the washing!! Tidge has to send hers out to the launderette!! It’s like EastEnders out there in south county Dublin..
If she really had money she’d have a lady in to do the washing!! Tidge has to send hers out to the launderette!! It’s like EastEnders out there in south county Dublin..
I'm always honest with you guys I use filters.. filters are fun. Eh you are 47 Melissa, 5 year olds find filters fun. you use them constantly because you are addicted to the illusion that you are perfect looking. what was the story with the eyebrows in those stories, the tops of them were missing, I couldn't stop looking at the themI love when she goes mad ranting, it's brilliant!
I nearly pissed myself when she said filters arenecessary'fun'She left them off for 1 x story and right back to Coconut or whatever filter she uses to look less like an old soak. I'm going to message the salon to tell them that potential customers cannot get an idea of how the treatments are working on Melissa Mills because all her stories have filters. She should show a before and after in filterless daylight so potential customers get a sense of how the expensive treatment works in reality.
And Melissa, you're roasting because you're menopausal. The thermostat isn't broken in the leased BMW.
Well you have an actual husband so you can never be like her.. no matter how hard you oil..Us poors have to do our own washing. And buy our body moisturisers in Boots and Dunnes.
I tell my husband every night that I wish I were Melissa instead of being able to go for lunch with friends and paying a mortgage on our house and work a real job. I don’t have time to slither around in oils at 11 am…what am I doing wrong?!!!
That we are, they love a good duck in EastEnders!! The squat is akin to the Queen Vic!!!Be careful she's always after you!!! God we are overdue a good old rant no?? That is the only time she is anyway 1% interesting.
She doesn’t pay for that. Eyeless nails hair all free. I’d say she’s slowly admitting the Botox to start getting that for free for a #. She spends the day slathered in oil on her phone begging for free stuff. Classy stuff.I don’t smoke. I don’t go out. I have the odd drink. BUT…. what you left out was….
I get my eyelashes done monthly
I get my nails done every two weeks
I spend about 2 grand a year on DTC car parking charges ALONE!!
I get my horse hair done monthly
I spend about €100 a week in Urban
Such a martyr Swigs!!! Such a tough life, going from one beauty treatment to the next today, my heart goes out to you…..
Don’t forget she works SO SO GORGEOUSLY INSANELY hard at being a boss bitch-turning up in the tax dodge office to flick a drop ship magazine and sponsor Brazilian students on a college visa- calls it a day at 1pm for her nail/hair/skin appointment and then picks up her future Chernobyl to melt some happy cow triangles with a bit of milk (in case Verucca gets FAT!!!She doesn’t pay for that. Eyeless nails hair all free. I’d say she’s slowly admitting the Botox to start getting that for free for a #. She spends the day slathered in oil on her phone begging for free stuff. Classy stuff.
She needs to take a trip over to her neighbours john of godsMelissa the Saddo. Talking to nobody on the phone.
Again!!! PR is not #gifted you stupid bitch. Use Insta properly because you are being reported constantly.
We all SEEyou.
She needs an intervention. And medication, she is absolutely nuts. A complete narcissistic psycho.
The odd drink my hole, she is a full blown Alcoholic.
Does she ever watch a current affairs program or a documentary? Who tf is Imogen from Big Brother?
She is very very important. She is in the royal family and knows Boris Johnson and Putin and very very high up people.Does she ever watch a current affairs program or a documentary? Who tf is Imogen from Big Brother?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?