Tignam #14 I got my skipping rope in XL as I wanted oversized

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So Tidge,as she is now affectionately known since she left her not forever home in the dead of night, is living it up in the sitting room of the clinical looking squat adorned with net curtains. It’s so gorgeous, she escapes as often as she can for the weekend in hotels spitting distance away and frequents eateries more than usual.
But if you like pasta then she’s your woman as she can throw this together in the kitchen we never see. She laments not being able to share her kids tantrums and underwear drawers because it deprives her of any content. But tattlers are so pass remarkable she had no choice. Her audience is devastated not witnessing these highlights. Us tattlers though are regularly treated to drunken rants and showing her true knacker side.
Tidge has taken it upon herself to be an advocate of all those who have suffered miscarriages and fertility issues. A noble cause if it wasn’t for the fact all is not as it seems.
We are desperately missing the legs up the stairs shots of old but we were treated to legs akimbo as a coil was inserted.TMI overload.
Family is so important to her and apparently she has seen her family so much over covid which is inkkkkredible as with all the naps and self care she’s some woman for one woman. It’s more inkkkkkkredible because she didn’t show any photos of each visit.
Being a fashion designer and wannabe DJ, our girl launched her longewear that looks like school uniform tracksuits coated in room spray for the MMB experience. Followed swiftly by premium polyester robes but pipped to the post by Ms McGregor launching houseboats coated in perfume spray and adulation from all the instahuns. Not even the karate belts to sleep in could sell for our Tidge so thoughts and prayers are with her at this difficult time.
Our girl is looking pretty malnourished these days and the drinking is taking its toll. But her perfect smile and inkkredible collab are saving the day. The teeth bleaching is sure to fulfill her nutritional needs washed down with plenty of booze.
Life is generally just amaaaaaaszing for Tidge, despite last week filming herself crying in bed. Wonderful things are coming. Maybe styling longewear with karate belts? How to style your outfit for day trips to the High Court as surely you’ll be seen on the news?
Tidge has taken up skipping and cutting booze to weekends only. An admission it was weekday drinking alone.
There was a trip to the cinema with a “friend” she hadn’t seen in ages… an ideal location not to have to listen to the antics of someone on the run.
Plenty of omg my fake hair is so magnificent and fake designer bags on show along with poor quality massively oversized coats. Unless you’re swamped in a completely massive size 14 when you’re a tiny shapeless size 8 maximum, like what’s the point?
we await with so much excitement the High Court Chronicles for the little man.
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She tries so hard not to let the Maura Higgins accent come through!!! I can still hear it Melissa.
 
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Recap
So Tidge,as she is now affectionately known since she left her not forever home in the dead of night, is living it up in the sitting room of the clinical looking squat adorned with net curtains. It’s so gorgeous, she escapes as often as she can for the weekend in hotels spitting distance away and frequents eateries more than usual.
But if you like pasta then she’s your woman as she can throw this together in the kitchen we never see. She laments not being able to share her kids tantrums and underwear drawers because it deprives her of any content. But tattlers are so pass remarkable she had no choice. Her audience is devastated not witnessing these highlights. Us tattlers though are regularly treated to drunken rants and showing her true knacker side.
Tidge has taken it upon herself to be an advocate of all those who have suffered miscarriages and fertility issues. A noble cause if it wasn’t for the fact all is not as it seems.
We are desperately missing the legs up the stairs shots of old but we were treated to legs akimbo as a coil was inserted.TMI overload.
Family is so important to her and apparently she has seen her family so much over covid which is inkkkkredible as with all the naps and self care she’s some woman for one woman. It’s more inkkkkkkredible because she didn’t show any photos of each visit.
Being a fashion designer and wannabe DJ, our girl launched her longewear that looks like school uniform tracksuits coated in room spray for the MMB experience. Followed swiftly by premium polyester robes but pipped to the post by Ms McGregor launching houseboats coated in perfume spray and adulation from all the instahuns. Not even the karate belts to sleep in could sell for our Tidge so thoughts and prayers are with her at this difficult time.
Our girl is looking pretty malnourished these days and the drinking is taking its toll. But her perfect smile and inkkredible collab are saving the day. The teeth bleaching is sure to fulfill her nutritional needs washed down with plenty of booze.
Life is generally just amaaaaaaszing for Tidge, despite last week filming herself crying in bed. Wonderful things are coming. Maybe styling longewear with karate belts? How to style your outfit for day trips to the High Court as surely you’ll be seen on the news?
Tidge has taken up skipping and cutting booze to weekends only. An admission it was weekday drinking alone.
There was a trip to the cinema with a “friend” she hadn’t seen in ages… an ideal location not to have to listen to the antics of someone on the run.
Plenty of omg my fake hair is so magnificent and fake designer bags on show along with poor quality massively oversized coats. Unless you’re swamped in a completely massive size 14 when you’re a tiny shapeless size 8 maximum, like what’s the point?
we await with so much excitement the High Court Chronicles for the little man.
This is everything 👏👏👏👏👏 well done, take a bow

I'm absolutely mortified for you, let's just hope when Hana gets older she never meets the likes of Conor "alleged Rapist" McGregor at a party!!! I can see it know.....

Melissa: "Seif & Hana look at Conor McGregor isn't he great, he is so rich"

Seif: "Was he not accused of multiple sexual assaults"

Melissa: "ignore that Seif he's got lots of money & Wears tacky Gucci clothes"

Hana: "But his gf was pregnant and he was also cheating on her"

Melissa: " Hana that is normal daddy's wife was pregnant & I was dating him at the same time"

#scumbags
 
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I have second hand embarrassment for her. Dee didn’t tag you. You came across your robe on the prowl through Instagram. Given Erin now sells house coats too it’s a tad awkward.
 
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Dee didn’t tag you because she has no idea where the rag came from!!!

And influencers don’t share or thank you because they don’t want to promote crap. Kinda obvious DJ Swigs……..
 
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OMG she really does worship
The McGregors!! Thug life Tidge.. there could not be a worse representation of an Irish man!!
My thoughts exactly… I certainly wouldn’t want any association with them.

I know erin mcgregor is as rough as a badgers arse, but tidge is like if you ordered Erin off Wish. They even have the same weird, square edges, close set eyebrows
Tigs is the image of the McGregors mother. They could be sisters.
 
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Least we all know where the stock went all gifted out. No one could be aresed showing it.
 
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Who are the big irish bloggers abroad that she idls referring to? Anna Saccone Joly springs to mind...
 
No they are in his insta page scroll across him at the pool
Oh right I thought it was a story that I flicked through and then I was like wait where are they. Either way I didn’t even notice the robe 🤣. PR my hole tidge. I didn’t even see it and I’m somebody that’s sees your tit robes on the regular on your stories. Also the over explaining of how instahuns work and pr and the gifting In hopes it’s shown by a big name and reaches people. You would think we are fuckin stupid. Good lord. It’s like she just learned this and wants to share her wisdom along with the term colour way this morning 🤣🙄
 
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Oh right I thought it was a story that I flicked through and then I was like wait where are they. Either way I didn’t even notice the robe 🤣. PR my hole tidge. I didn’t even see it and I’m somebody that’s sees your tit robes on the regular on your stories. Also the over explaining of how instahuns work and pr and the gifting In hopes it’s shown by a big name and reaches people. You would think we are fuckin stupid. Good lord. It’s like she just learned this and wants to share her wisdom along with the term colour way this morning 🤣🙄
See was using it to keep the arse sweat away it was in her sun lounger 😂😂
I Posted about the robes and dee before tignam did I bet she seen it here first and then went to nose
 
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I know erin mcgregor is as rough as a badgers arse, but tidge is like if you ordered Erin off Wish. They even have the same weird, square edges, close set eyebrows
Jesus the bleeping mush on Tigs. She has a face like a satellite dish. duck me, that's not flattering with the chinney chin chin. The hard eyes on the witch.
 
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Poor oul Tiggy, she had to explain how instahuns work. No one shows your dressing gowns because they are shite Tigs, and you are not a nice person and ‘subsequently’ going on a rant about instahuns is not going to get them shown.
Brown THOMAS Tigs...I’d say they are only delighted you are tagging them incorrectly. Next, you will be buying your Gucci tack and Canada Goose with cash in there, eh?😉
It’s a BENTO box Tigs, a Japanese lunchbox. Japan is a country in Asia, very wealthy and hard-working with an ancient tradition. Not a clothes shop.
And as for McGregor? No one looks up to him or that family. Well, criminals do, so maybe that’s why you think they are adored. He is a scumbag, an (alleged) rapist and a cokehead. Normal Irish people are disgusted by him.
By the way, you do know he started a fight at the VMA’s? Classy, like you Melissa.
 
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No they are in his insta page scroll across him at the pool
Ah yes sorry, thought it was a story.

Had a quick scroll in comments and I can’t see anyone asking Dee where she got her green arse sweat rag from 😂😂😂 Great marketing!!!
 
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Has war insta page not updated for today? I can get today’s one? Just wondering?
Of you mean waragainstinstagrammers - no it hasn't updated. I've been looking for Tigs and faces by Disgrace's page. Damned if I'm giving them interaction.
 
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