So, Ep 1 of 'Tiff & Matt's Cosy Cooking Show'
Tiff is in the kitchen, Matt rushes in, goes 'Ha!' and wrestles Tiff to the floor.
From the floor;
Tiff: Darling Matt's here! He came through that door there (points). I'm just going to have a little nap here, Matt's going to make my favourite Hash browns, aren't you darling?!
Matt grins manically 'Ha!, and chops furiously.
Amma enters the kitchen.
Tiff wakes up, yawns and stretches dramatically.
Tiff: Amma's here! She came through that door there (points). Matt, Amma's here, look everybody, Amma's here.
Amma waves.
Tiff: Amma, Amma, Darling's making hash browns, Darling, make a hash brown for Amma. I will have just a tiny bit, but I do love hash browns a lot a lot a lot.
Later...
Tiff: I had a lovely nap on the floor now we are going to try Darling's hash browns...Mmm, Darling these are yummy! How much would you pay for these? I would pay £3... yeah £3,
Nope, I can't keep it up... kill me now.