I think it’s pretty obvious that this is differentI dont like Aimee in the slightest. Just making a point that noone is perfect. Ive had sex and then one of the kids has been ill in the middle of the night and got in our bed. Im not changing sheets at 3am.
Ooh so how to we get that to people without revealing who we are?The banner at the bottom about members after March seems to have gone?
We have to create an invite code for people to join
CongratulationsGood morning everyone
I have been promoted, I am now a well known member. I am here all week for signing autographs, book signings and anything else that needs signing
CongratulationsSending lots of love and bananas your way
Woop woop!!Thank you . Can't beat a good banana
Don't forget that dressing gown with toothpaste and the plaster which will not come off.Woop woop!!
Think aimless would donate prizes for all the hard work that's put into these threads..??
Maybe a percy pig mug?
D's glass when he bins her off?
Used stinking barbie headband
Dead mouse...( sure there'll be plenty beneath all that shit she lives in)
Aimless Queen...when you read this just respond via shit tok...as you usually do,
That's a week's shop or gas and electric if you split in two.She's paid £80 for that awful tracksuit!
So relatable!
Oh blimey..the dressing gown...how could I forget that??Don't forget that dressing gown with toothpaste and the plaster which will not come off.
That's a week's shop or gas and electric if you split in two.
You know what, I would so laugh if she ended up up the duff with this new fella! Can you imagine the state of her pregnant? She’d act like she was the only person ever to be having a kid.Hope Aimless and Mr Dick used protection as she may find in 9 months time her obsession with the grinch may become reality and she will have one of her ownView attachment 1768821
Christ she would need a private midwife to move in on a permanent basis! I tell you what though she would have some hauls then. Jesus if we think her house is a pigsty now can you imagineYou know what, I would so laugh if she ended up up the duff with this new fella! Can you imagine the state of her pregnant? She’d act like she was the only person ever to be having a kid.
Let’s wait for the “aunt flow is late” shittok
Omfg that’s hilariousHope Aimless and Desperate Dan used protection as she may find in 9 months time her obsession with the grinch may become reality and she will have one of her ownView attachment 1768821
And one of her lashed lashes stuck to itOh blimey..the dressing gown...how could I forget that??
I would only want it if still has plaster attached though!!
I did say earlier on either this thread or the one before about her coming off the pill earlier this year as she wasn't in the market for a new fella. I might dig my knitting needles out and baby patterns just in caseHope Aimless and Desperate Dan used protection as she may find in 9 months time her obsession with the grinch may become reality and she will have one of her ownView attachment 1768821
The new "office" would have to become a nurseryChrist she would need a private midwife to move in on a permanent basis! I tell you what though she would have some hauls then. Jesus if we think her house is a pigsty now can you imagine
She’d probably use one of the many boxes she’s got for a cot instead of giving up her work dumpAnd one of her lashed lashes stuck to it
I did say earlier on either this thread or the one before about her coming off the pill earlier this year as she wasn't in the market for a new fella. I might dig my knitting needles out and baby patterns just in case
The new "office" would have to become a nursery
where the fuck would she put a baby?Christ she would need a private midwife to move in on a permanent basis! I tell you what though she would have some hauls then. Jesus if we think her house is a pigsty now can you imagine
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