ThisMummyStory #2 Reels and reels of what not to do, no one cares about Coco doing a poo

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Corona

But this isn't true though, self - settling doesn't mean she'll sleep through the night. I know tons of babies who put themselves to sleep but wake up and vice versa. And you can't teach a baby to selfsettle! She slept through cos she's sick
 
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Alexlilz

Corona said:
But this isn't true though, self - settling doesn't mean she'll sleep through the night. I know tons of babies who put themselves to sleep but wake up and vice versa. And you can't teach a baby to selfsettle! She slept through cos she's sick
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This. I rock my baby to sleep/feed to sleep and sometimes he sleeps through sometimes he doesn't it's just developmental and part of being a baby
 
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gee13

Also is that dress she’s wearing today not exactly like one she had on the other day? Does she just buy the same clothes but slightly different?!
 
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mailegmouse

From the mum who’s 1 year old is just getting over it: it sounds like Coco has covid to me…
Poor little thing
 
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ozblackcat

Clearly we all have different ideas about baby sleep and self-settling and that’s clearly cool, we all have our own experiences. My issue with George and all this is that she is on her 4th kid and still everything is a fucking surprise and/or she has no idea what to do. I literally don’t know how that is possible.
 
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ermwhaaaat

My baby self settles but still wakes up at least once in the night where she wont take herself back off.

Issue with George is she’s never given Coco the chance because she has to be ReSpOnSiVe to her babies needs with her magic boob. This is her 4th baby, how the hell does she still get everything so so wrong.
 
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Corona

So now she's going down the "Grayson is neurodivergent" path after constantly moaning about him. I know every child goes at their own pace but Coco is nearly 19 months and can barely move!! She can't crawl (which is still super important, even for bum shufflers and even after learning how to walk), she's only just learnt to climb the stairs, can barely pull herself up.. What does Coco do all day!? Sleep, get spood fed slop, watch TV and occasionally go to a class!? Oh and boob.
 
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Rainbow1

You forgot the daily outfit poses on the chair

poor kid
 
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youdontevenknowme

Coco is still a long way off walking by the looks of it. Her feet don’t look right to me either, like she has fallen arches or something. I hope she’s seeing someone about this to make sure no intervention is required as she just doesn’t look to have any strength or stability in her feet. If she does have an undiagnosed problem she could be in for a lifetime of problematic leg/back pain as a result, particularly once she reaches adulthood.
 
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ozblackcat

And watch the iPad from 4am. Don’t forget to not vilify that!
 
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Corona

I forgot she also doesn't have any words yet! She's literally late in every single milestone - that's got to be down to George. Usually kidd are behind in one or two areas, not ALL of them
 
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dlevan

I’m probably wrong but I can’t help but think that Coco is her only real content and her dream little girl, so she’s deflecting with Grayson?! As to not highlight Coco’s developmental delays
 
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ozblackcat

Tell me you overthink everything. I don’t know what it is but it’s the way she presents it all as if it’s part of this master plan she’s had all along. As opposed to the fact she just hasn’t a clue. My money is on her doing this with Grayson and his “singing a different tune”

 
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Rainbow1

Weird that she’s always anxious and on a ‘massive time constraint’ when husband is looking after kids
But when her Mum is looking after them in week she’s happy to sit in car for literally 30 mins at a time just talking into her phone?!

 
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aquabella

So anxious and in such a rush but still has time to fanny about taking pictures in the shops
 
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ozblackcat

Wtf has she even bought?! it’s like she’s on this self imposed time constraint so she runs in to the shop and just grabs anything she sees
 
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Tlyfe

She’s making out like sleeping through the night just happened naturally one day
 
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