Oh hell yes, those mofo ugly Perspex porno heels - tit.
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bleeping hideous nobody wants to see your foot sweat
Absolutely. It puts my cringe muscle into overdrive.I don't know if this is controversial or not but I'm going to say Ladbaby. I just find the whole thing so contrived and cringe but a certain kind of people seem to love him and his antics
I also can't abide gender reveal parties (ye gods, isn't a baby shower bad enough!) and the wasteful horror that is a cake smash. I mean honestly what is the point of dressing your baby up in a frilly romper and knee high socks and letting him or her cover themselves and their surroundings in cake?! It always looks like a dirty protest.
I also hate frog taped walls, and the current 'upcycling' trend (for which read badly painting your furniture/ tiles/ floors/ patio with paint which will flake off in a week)
I had to look it up “ Cake smash: The new way to celebrate your baby's first birthday. ... A cake smash is where a one-year-old gets very messy with a cake and a professional photographer captures the moment. After that, there is often a bubble bath, which is also caught on camera for posterity.”
What the actual duck? How contrived and conceited is this
All for the gram? And who came up with the rebranding of basically just a 1 year old eating birthday cake and called it “ cake smash”? Some over woke duck. And don't get me started on those gender reveal “Look At Me” parties - seriously people are so self absorbed. No one gives a tit about anyones babies gender except their own.Another one - a bridal shower 
the women who make everyone wear bride tribe 
clothes and have a hen weekend hen holiday bridal shower etc
Agree with carrot cake as someone said EW
the women who make everyone wear bride tribe clothes and have a hen weekend hen holiday bridal shower etcAgree with carrot cake as someone said EW
I'm going to sound like a miserable witch here so brace yourself
but holidays abroad.
The idea of a relaxing holiday is usually nicer than the holiday itself. It's hot, the suncream mixes with your sweat and it drips in your eyes, kids jumping in the pool splashing you, kid with lilos when you're trying to have a dip, the sand is boiling and then your hotel room is full of it for the next 2 days, you can never get the sticky suncream feeling off your skin cause the showers are basically dribbling, having to get up early to reserve a sunlounger, your clothes are creased when you get there so you have to iron them again on that tiny hotel desk. Who even needs a desk when you're on holiday in a resort?! The fact that you have to leave the hotel by like 10am even though your flight is 9pm so you have to sit around all day sweating with your suitcases, planes, people in airports who stand close to the belt like bleeping wankers even though it's not moving (!) and the luggage comes out in no real order anyway!! the long travel times, airport stuff costing a fortune but it's either that or starve, and why is there only ever burger king in airports. BK has to be worst fast food going!!!
It's just not worth it.
but holidays abroad.
The idea of a relaxing holiday is usually nicer than the holiday itself. It's hot, the suncream mixes with your sweat and it drips in your eyes, kids jumping in the pool splashing you, kid with lilos when you're trying to have a dip, the sand is boiling and then your hotel room is full of it for the next 2 days, you can never get the sticky suncream feeling off your skin cause the showers are basically dribbling, having to get up early to reserve a sunlounger, your clothes are creased when you get there so you have to iron them again on that tiny hotel desk. Who even needs a desk when you're on holiday in a resort?! The fact that you have to leave the hotel by like 10am even though your flight is 9pm so you have to sit around all day sweating with your suitcases, planes, people in airports who stand close to the belt like bleeping wankers even though it's not moving (!) and the luggage comes out in no real order anyway!! the long travel times, airport stuff costing a fortune but it's either that or starve, and why is there only ever burger king in airports. BK has to be worst fast food going!!!
It's just not worth it.
Cakes or biscuits with raisins in - WHY
Burgers
All you can eat buffets
Cinema
Burgers
All you can eat buffets
Cinema
None of it is about the baby at all. It's all about the narcissistic parents and their desire to show off to the max. #blessedI had to look it up “ Cake smash: The new way to celebrate your baby's first birthday. ... A cake smash is where a one-year-old gets very messy with a cake and a professional photographer captures the moment. After that, there is often a bubble bath, which is also caught on camera for posterity.”
What the actual duck? How contrived and conceited is this
I find they're the same people who post photos of the unopened piles of presents that Santa brings their kids at Christmas #he'sbeen
Such an ostentatious show of greed and boasting. They've seen whatever Kardashian/Jenner girl host a 3-day birthday party for their 1 year old kid and want a piece of the action.
Hen/stag dos. Tacky as hell.
Transparent bra straps. What's the point, I can still see the strap?
Thongs. Eww.
Transparent bra straps. What's the point, I can still see the strap?
Thongs. Eww.
I have seen people do a 'cake smash' for their 30s or 40s birthday. Wearing a tiara and a tutuI had to look it up “ Cake smash: The new way to celebrate your baby's first birthday. ... A cake smash is where a one-year-old gets very messy with a cake and a professional photographer captures the moment. After that, there is often a bubble bath, which is also caught on camera for posterity.”
What the actual duck? How contrived and conceited is this
Its so true. The greed is appalling. The thing is that the Kardashians get all of that tit gifted in return for social snaps - the catering, the flowers, the gifts, entertainment - they don't pay for tit. Then people aspire/try to copy them using their own money? Its an illusion. None of this brings true joy to a one year old baby or a marriage. Its all fake/shallow tit and I wish it would stop. Endless consumerism does not equate to happiness, I’ve done it (not on their scale!) but it still leaves you insecure or empty as I hazard a guess that some of that family are. Sermon overNone of it is about the baby at all. It's all about the narcissistic parents and their desire to show off to the max. #blessed
I find they're the same people who post photos of the unopened piles of presents that Santa brings their kids at Christmas #he'sbeen
Such an ostentatious show of greed and boasting. They've seen whatever Kardashian/Jenner girl host a 3-day birthday party for their 1 year old kid and want a piece of the action.
FMLI have seen people do a 'cake smash' for their 30s or 40s birthday. Wearing a tiara and a tutu
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If I could do a GIF of the Game of Thrones nun ringing the bell and repeatedly chanting 'shame', I would.I have seen people do a 'cake smash' for their 30s or 40s birthday. Wearing a tiara and a tutu
I’ve just learnt here the horror of the cake smash concept... as if you could top gender reveal parties and bridal showers in self centred nonsense. Please don’t let it catch on further. It’s funny that it’s not the first time we’ve discussed that crap on this thread - that’s not a complaint but a sign of deserved disgust for those things and I think the ability to see through phoniness that generally makes this forum palatable.
Someone mentioning shoes they hate made me think of the creeper trend. Is that over yet? I can’t think of any fashion trend I’ve been more revolted by. I truely can’t understand why people would want to wear shoes that ugly. Am I the only one?
Someone mentioning shoes they hate made me think of the creeper trend. Is that over yet? I can’t think of any fashion trend I’ve been more revolted by. I truely can’t understand why people would want to wear shoes that ugly. Am I the only one?
-Mince pies
-Christmas pudding
-Christmas in general
-(Most) people
-Wire lampshades what is the bleeping point please?
-Weddings/bridal showers/hen dos
-Baby showers, especially the ones where they have ‘fun games’ like eating brown foods out of a nappy. Oh haha Janet it looks like I’m eating tit aren’t you a bleeping hoot. Don’t even get me started on gender reveals what the actual fuckity duck
-Hot drinks eg tea coffee
-Bananas
-Chinese takeaway food
-Cakes/puddings that aren’t chocolate
-orange juice
-‘nights out’
-Reality shows eg Towie, love island etc. See also talent/singing shows eg X factor
-Ed Sheeran
-Star Wars
-Facebook
-Jeans
-Dogs
I think I’m done
I’m probably not done
-Christmas pudding
-Christmas in general
-(Most) people
-Wire lampshades what is the bleeping point please?
-Weddings/bridal showers/hen dos
-Baby showers, especially the ones where they have ‘fun games’ like eating brown foods out of a nappy. Oh haha Janet it looks like I’m eating tit aren’t you a bleeping hoot. Don’t even get me started on gender reveals what the actual fuckity duck
-Hot drinks eg tea coffee
-Bananas
-Chinese takeaway food
-Cakes/puddings that aren’t chocolate
-orange juice
-‘nights out’
-Reality shows eg Towie, love island etc. See also talent/singing shows eg X factor
-Ed Sheeran
-Star Wars
-Jeans
-Dogs
I think I’m done
I’m probably not done
what?! That’s a thing? Why is that a thing?! I can only imagine how revolting it must look in the inevitable Facebook pictures.What is wrong with people? Oh and I agree that Christmas pudding bleeping sucks too
Unless the people who’s baby showers I’ve been to are utter sickos...(possible
Oh and I agree that Christmas pudding bleeping sucks too
) then yes sadly it’s a thing. Though I’ve probably not explained it very well, it’s supposed to be a game where you guess what the ‘poo’ (food) is. Gross right?
i don’t think we’d get alongButter
Mince pies
Christmas cake
Lewis Capaldi
Casualty
Holly City
Broadchurch
I could actually go on and on
Wonder if all-you-can-eat buffets will be a thing of the past since Covid-19.
Even more so - dates at the cinema. I never got it. Why would I go on a date with you in a room when I have to have quiet???
cinema - hate it. I hate the entire room. I hate the chomping. I hate that it’s so cold. I hate people at the best of times but in the cinema even more so.
Oh.i don’t think we’d get along
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