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Insane considering she’s a contractor...
This is what I was thinking!!
What’s the point? She’s had an unplanned child, she’s a contractor so work can be sporadic, she’s an tit influencer so can’t really count on that income, plus she can’t project what the latest bandwagon she’ll jump on (remember - white peoples don’t pay her bills)
It just seems like more pointless useless tit she does Instead of you know, getting up off her obese arse and exercising, cleaning her dutty head and not straightening over the grease, looking after her children.
A 5 year budget 
why! Anything can happen in the next five years... Another child? A global pandemic? Goals is one thing... Like in 5 years I'm gonna get out of this crusty brown jumper but it seems pointless to do a 5 year budget. Do 12 months first Jess see if you still like it in march!! She cracks me right up.
why! Anything can happen in the next five years... Another child? A global pandemic? Goals is one thing... Like in 5 years I'm gonna get out of this crusty brown jumper but it seems pointless to do a 5 year budget. Do 12 months first Jess see if you still like it in march!! She cracks me right up.Crusty Brown JumperA 5 year budget
and those awful boots that make her look like legs of lamb
I wonder if the people who were doing her interview watch her stories? 
I don’t think I’d want someone so chaotic working doing my recruitment - it’s the first impression of the company.I wonder if the people who were doing her interview watch her stories?
Can we also mention how Blanx have sent her teeth whitening - she has the yellowest teeth so if it works I’m legit buying it
Urgh that’s going to mean close ups of those tiny teeth and massive gums!
ok Jess, look back at the last 5 years and all the unexpected things that have happened (world wide pandemic anyone?) how can you plan 
Maybe learn to master the art of washing your family and clothes before predicting the future
Maybe learn to master the art of washing your family and clothes before predicting the future
The mid calf ones with the heel? Mid calf is not your friend JessCrusty Brown Jumper
Especially in times of Covid!
I’m waiting for some of you to comment on that performance and fake crying....please.....
It was hard watching haha I then skipped it all
What a performance! 
And the nominees for best performance are:
Jess aka The Obese Unfunny One for her performance on her Instagram stories thanking brands for donating
Matt Hancock for his performance on GMB last week after William Shakespeare had a vaccine for Covid-19.
Drumroll please
And, the Oscar for best performance 2020 goes to *long pause* Jess.
Jess then waddles up the the stage and tries uses her posh voice to do an acceptance speech but is pissed up on cava she slips up and uses the ghetto voice whilst ugly crying, wearing hersize 16 
brown top (with crumbs and food stains) and greasy top knot hair because she showered has washed her hair 3 weeks ago for this special occasion.
And the nominees for best performance are:
Jess aka The Obese Unfunny One for her performance on her Instagram stories thanking brands for donating Matt Hancock for his performance on GMB last week after William Shakespeare had a vaccine for Covid-19.Drumroll please
And, the Oscar for best performance 2020 goes to *long pause* Jess.
Jess then waddles up the the stage and tries uses her posh voice to do an acceptance speech but is pissed up on cava she slips up and uses the ghetto voice whilst ugly crying, wearing her
brown top (with crumbs and food stains) and greasy top knot hair because she showered has washed her hair 3 weeks ago for this special occasion.I am howlingWhat a performance!
And the nominees for best performance are:
Drumroll please
And, the Oscar for best performance 2020 goes to *long pause* Jess.
Jess then waddles up the the stage and tries uses her posh voice to do an acceptance speech but is pissed up on cava she slips up and uses the ghetto voice whilst ugly crying, wearing hersize 16
This is so spot on
she’s so fake
What is with that bear she’s advertising now? I would not let that in my house, it looks so creepy!
I didn't know what was going on. I had the sound off and was like here's jess showing me round her house again. It's a state. There is tit everywhere. Why is she crying.
Well... Fair play to her for getting this together. I have to say job well done. Could have done without the Oscar speech.
Well... Fair play to her for getting this together. I have to say job well done. Could have done without the Oscar speech.
Absolutely deadWhat a performance!
And the nominees for best performance are:
Drumroll please
And, the Oscar for best performance 2020 goes to *long pause* Jess.
Jess then waddles up the the stage and tries uses her posh voice to do an acceptance speech but is pissed up on cava she slips up and uses the ghetto voice whilst ugly crying, wearing hersize 16
It’s the plopping her saggy tits on the kitchen counter for me.
Same
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