She’s changed her bio from Motivational Speaker to Digital Creator. Ahahahaha what an absolute gong I cannot cope. Can you imagine living inside her head?
Anyone: Hi Jess, so what do you do?
Jess: Oh I’m a digital creator *flicks hair, twerks, shakes tits*
Anyone: Oh right, what’s that then? What do you create?
*pause*
*long pause*
*longer pause*
*distracting close shot of scrunched up face with huge eyes and frizzy bun*
*furiously taps into google looking for the definition*
*more pause*
*tits again*
*changes bio to Manifestation Consultant*
*blocks Anyone*