Literally all he has going for him is that he's not fat? He's not an attractive man. All these middle aged women are just embarrassing themselves over a man looking like Herbert the Pervert
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Hahahahahah oh my gosh it is uncanny.Literally all he has going for him is that he's not fat? He's not an attractive man. All these middle aged women are just embarrassing themselves over a man looking like Herbert the Pervert
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He's really nailed it with the American middle aged women in his audience who have found him due to his early baking lives. The problem I find with Simon, apart from being a creepy bawbag, is he's trying to cover ALL bases. I also don't understand why he suddenly has merch and is moving his whole family to the US.
His likes have taken a nosedive since his last creeping around Paul. He seems to be, yet again, shying away from associating with him. Problem is Paul can't help but reveal whenever Simon messages him the daft arse.
His likes have taken a nosedive since his last creeping around Paul. He seems to be, yet again, shying away from associating with him. Problem is Paul can't help but reveal whenever Simon messages him the daft arse.
moving his family to US? Please tell me you’re joking
He seems incredibly self centred. I think the wife and kids should just move to the US without him.moving his family to US? Please tell me you’re joking
Keeps saying he can't wait to get out of this "crappy country". Pretty sure he even revealed the job offer, I personally don't think it's real.moving his family to US? Please tell me you’re joking
Fingers crossed it's some sort of email scam
Oh ffs. He will be definitely cheating on his wife for a Texan with a Karen haircut by the time 2023 is up then
Ooh I see Simon has been reading here. Just referred to us as "the same 4 sad acts that write about me online". Funny thing is, I don't follow him and the live showed up on my fyp just as he started saying it.
Calm down mate you're literally irrelevant. No one's even posted on your thread for 4 days
Pay your family some attention and stop spending all your free time on live talking to strangers. It's Christmas ffs.
Calm down mate you're literally irrelevant. No one's even posted on your thread for 4 days
Pay your family some attention and stop spending all your free time on live talking to strangers. It's Christmas ffs.
He is desperate for this to take off. Imagine aspiring to be Paul Breach
He really is irrelevant, in fact he got buried in snapshoteye notifications that I didn’t actually see this thread had been posted on. The man is desperate for popularity, he’s literally directing traffic hereOoh I see Simon has been reading here. Just referred to us as "the same 4 sad acts that write about me online". Funny thing is, I don't follow him and the live showed up on my fyp just as he started saying it.
Calm down mate you're literally irrelevant. No one's even posted on your thread for 4 days
Pay your family some attention and stop spending all your free time on live talking to strangers. It's Christmas ffs.
Simons posted a video doing the “I don’t understand why you being so mean” trend as well as another saying how you can block a profile if you dont like it. Obviously aimed at “the same 4 sad acts that post here”.
The funny thing is one of his menopausal yank commenters mention his chin so he must have had a moan to his followers about us ripping the piss out of his ballsack hey Arnold grandad chin
The funny thing is one of his menopausal yank commenters mention his chin so he must have had a moan to his followers about us ripping the piss out of his ballsack hey Arnold grandad chin
Good godSimons posted a video doing the “I don’t understand why you being so mean” trend as well as another saying how you can block a profile if you dont like it. Obviously aimed at “the same 4 sad acts that post here”.
The funny thing is one of his menopausal yank commenters mention his chin so he must have had a moan to his followers about us ripping the piss out of his ballsack hey Arnold grandad chin
Simon, we literally don't care about you! Us four sad acts only comment on here now when you mention us or allude to "trolls". You're dull as dish water. You clearly like that you've got a thread or you wouldn't keep banging on about it
go back to your arthritic American grannies and gay guys.Have I missed a chapter?! Man’s aged 10 years!
And OF COURSE him and pool share a birthday, all makes so much sense
And OF COURSE him and pool share a birthday, all makes so much sense
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Oh wow
in honesty I'd pretty much forgotten about him haha
ok I know this thread is dead but he kept popping up on live so I went on his profile and there's women in America sending him videos holding up cardboard signs saying how much he means to them??? he's clearly asked them to do this. SO weird!!!!
I’ve not heard a peep from him in months, this is so odd!
Just scrolled past this. Unsure why he’s wearing a chicken dress and granny sandals to work but live your best Paul Breach free life Simon, I guess.
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Haven't been here since December, guess the US move didn't work out then
Hes not moving anywhere goes live with mrtiktokuk and other weirdo begs just seems have old ladys gifting him i cant bear him