The Slackers are reporting from Hollywood Studios where they proceed to gorge on more sugar and watch the Santa Cavalcade.
The Slackers are actually there early by their Rope Drop Standards....50 minutes after Park Opening.
Tim tells us the Cavalcades slightly change because of the "rainy weather"
Jenn really loves how the decorations go across the streets and she complains they don't do it anymore at the Magic Kingdom.
First stop is Starbucks for sugar and more sugar.
The Slackers camera settings are abysmal, the white balance is totally out of whack making Timbo glow like a ghost.
Tim complains it's not enough icing as much as he'd thought it would be. I guess a solid inch of cream cheese icing isn't enough for Timbo.
Timbo is wearing a Christmas Shirt from 2015...I'm kind of shocked he still fits in it with the diet he's been following.
It's kind of depressing these two are taking a park pass reservation with no intention on riding anything.
Jenn complains of an odd flavor in the Red Velvet Whoopie Pie...It's not bad, but there's a hint of something that she wasn't ready for.
Which then leads to this gif.....
Jenn goes some fancy "holiday drink" that is supposed to be coffee but doesn't end up being coffee.
They get a giant cookie, and complain it was supposed to be snowflake inspired, but it's instead in a shape of a ornament instead.
Tim complains the cookie is dry and not very sweet.
Jenn complains there is another weird flavor as Jack$on beings to cry and whine in the background.
They got the Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate asked for no glow cube, but got a glow cube included anyway.
We get an abrupt cut because Jenn is changing Jack$on I guess all the crying earlier was because he soiled himself.
Tim complains again that it's not enough Salted Caramel, and he'd rather just have a Frozen Hot Chocolate.
Jenn states she gets the Salted Caramel, and Tim retorts that he didn't get that flavor at all.
Jenn has issues with the cupcake because it comes in a thick paper liner..it does make me wonder how these two deal with child proof pill bottles.
They complain how plain the cupcake is...Jenn does say the cake isn't overly sweet which she likes.
Jenn with the sage like advice you will be a mess after eating all these sweets.
These two have to nitpick EVERY SINGLE THING!
After eating all that sugar they need something savory.
The Trackers have stumbled upon the black buffalo plaid collection that just came out.
Tim just found the Ratatouille Dress Shop Dress...that same Dress that has been out for weeks.
Jenn likes the fact they are doing Crop Top Sweatshirts says the person who shouldn't be wearing said shirt.
We got more price and point blah blah
Time for the Santa Cavalcade.
Let's just say this,
Jenn should never bodyshame anyone going forward.
She is a frumpy mess.
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Painted on biker shorts and a flowy maternity top.
Remember how they said they needed something savory?
Well first they needed another sweet treat from Backlot Express, but don't worry TImbo also placed a mobile order from the ABC Commisary.
Tim got a grilled cheese and Jennbo got a carnitas taco.
Since they took so long to eat their treat it started melting, Tim complains it's very difficult to cut through the cake.
Jack$on starts crying as they are eating their last sweet. Let's just say this,
it wouldn't shock me if they didn't feed him the entire time because they had to eat and vlog first.
. Where’s the beef?!!!
