It's Day 2 of their Staycation at the Riviera and of course Timbo is the first one up because Jennbo needs 12 hours of sleep....he looks like tit.
We get staged footage of Tim waking up Jenn and Jackpot.
Tim tells us Jackpot did "okay" last night he woke up at 4:30 and he didn't fall back asleep until 6.
They got a bunch of food from Primo Piatta they got a Croque Madame, Jenn got the Primo Platter, and they got the Lemon and Blueberry Pancakes to share.
Tim wants to know how they got the pancakes so round....THEY USE A RING MOLD YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT.
They give Jack$on regular sized utensils which make me squirm.
Tim is wearing a shirt that says DA DA.
Tim complains that he asked for regular sausage and got Italian sausage.
JUMP CUT IT'S NOW 1PM AND JACKPOT HAD A NAP
WHY DO THEY WAKE HIM UP, FEED HIM, AND PUT HIM IMMEDIATELY TO SLEEP?
They are going out to Hollywood Studios...
They put distressed Levis on Jackpot....the kid dresses better than both his parents.
FUN FACT! TIM TELLS US THERE ARE TWO POOLS!!!!
FUN FACT MOST DELUXE RESORTS HAVE TWO POOLS!!!
Timbo got distracted by a Helicopter.
They can't wait until it's warmer so they can take Jackpot to the splash pad so they can film him and other little children without their permission.
HOLY tit THEY CUT OUT THE FOOTAGE OF JENN STRUGGLING GETTING INTO THE GONDOLA.
Little Buddy doesn't look happy to be there.
LOL they got stopped on the gondala.
Jenn legit seems afraid to be on the gondola...the fear in her voice sounds the same when she would have to put in a real effort in anything.
The more I watch Disney Vloggers, do they all pronounce the word "milk" as MELK?
They bring up the fact Jenn cannot push a stroller onto the gondola....I'm assuming her driving is just as bad.
They want to take Jack$on onto Alien Swirling Saucers.
Tim wants to see if they have the Valentine's Day Ears....
Tim is confused by the Lady Mermaid "Daddy, I Love Him" hat
Apparently Jen gets SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HER MICKEY DAD HAT.
Tim seems shocked that you can see Galaxy Edge through parts of the park you shouldn't be able to because of the trees having no leaves.
Jackpot looks absolutely unimpressed as Jenn carries him over to ASS.
LOL they have an issue with Jackpot measuring up the height marker, and Tim just sounds frustrated telling him TO STAND UP STRAIGHT
Tim says this isn't a 20 minute wait, as they are just speeding through the queue, and Jenn is like "OH YEAH I DIDN'T REALIZE NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE LINE."
Jenn takes her sweet ass time walking to the rocket.
Jackpot gets strapped in between Tim and Jenn and looks not impressed...he legitimately has no idea what the hell is going on. There is no joy or wonder in his face/eyes.
Jenn wants to know what the minimum height for Slinky Dog is.
We get footage of Jackpot "walking" around Toy Story Land.
Tim tells us they use the X Wing in Galaxy Edge in the Mandalorian.
Tim got distracted by Poe's X-Wing Helmet for $665.
For some reason they tell us they are up to Boarding Group 77 to give you an impression on how many boarding groups they go through.
They were going to get a snack at Baseline Taphouse, but don't because there are two many people in line.
Tim just realized they got rid of the truck near Indiana Jones which has been gone for other a month.
Tim wasn't aware they weren't doing the Stunt Show...
BE EASY ON THEM THEY AREN'T A DISNEY NEWS SITE!.
We get some more cavalcade footage.
They are now waiting in a line to look at Mickey's of Hollywood.
We get a bunch of random merchandise point and price. Jenn keeps handling merchandise with no intention of buying anything.
Jenn's wide ass dumper is nearly as wide as the stroller, which is pretty much as wide as the door opening on the Skyliner.
They get lunch at Primo again....Tim got the Spicy Italian Sammich....Jackpot is in the background demanding to be fed HE HAS NO FOOD IN FRONT OF HIM. Jenn said he already ate, but he appears to be quite hungry.
Jenn got the Nicoise Salad because she never gets to have SEAFOOD AT ALL! LIKE EVER!
We get random footage of them walking around the grounds....yadda yadda.
Dim seems shocked that they have towels down at the pool that you don't need to bring towels from your room down to the pool.