The Slackers are heading into the MK just to "have fun"....I mean who goes there NOT TO HAVE FUN?
They are going to try to get on some rides with Jackpot.
Jenn feels like it will be a low crowd day because there was only 1 electric vehicle in the electric charging spots.....
Tim tell us they finally ended Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom....Jenn said they had a plan to come play it one last time, but they thought it ended at the end of the month, not at middle....we easy on them, they aren't a news site or anything.
Tim wants to see what happens if you try to "tap in" to one of the SotMK spots.
They are on Main Street and it appears to be 12:35 PM.
Tim is confused because the princesses are walking during the cavalcade instead of riding on a float.
Jenn just noticed that the Fairy Godmother hasn't been in the cavalcade.....she hasn't been in the cavalcades for awhile.
Tim tells us he really likes the 2020 merchandise as Jenn picks up a 2021 shirt.
Tim complains about a $36 dollar shirt......remember that 2k Gucci Sweater was a sound investment.
They see the Cloud City Spirit Jersey....Jenn tells us they stayed in a Star Wars themed house and the Cloud City room was the coolest....I thought it was the Falcon room?
Jenn complains about eBay people buying all the merch she wants.
Tim wants to know if Gaston's muscle are real because they really flexed.
They look at the Valentine's Dooney bags....Jenn wants to know if you get your AP Discount on them....Have they never shopped at Disney before?
Jenn tells us her favorite Marie ears were from an Etsy seller who sent them to her for free.
Tim shocked there is no line for Starbuck....
They are going to order some seafood from Columbia Harbor House at Tomorrowland Terrace...Jenn is going to order some because she never gets to have seafood y'all.
That Lobster Roll is super sad looking....Jenn immediately states it's not worth 15.99.
Jenn wishes the roll was toasted with butter....she said it would ELEVATE THE FLAVOR
Tim is amazed by the condiment station at Tomorrowland Terrace....too bad he's afraid to use communal condiment bins.
They make Jackpot "pose" in front of the Purple Wall....he immediately tries to run away.
HOLY tit THEY ARE GOING ON ASTRO ORBITER....I'm shocked they were willing to go in the elevator.
LOL Tim thought he would be able to fit in the same rocket as Dairy Queen and Jackpot.
We get Tim screaming at the rocket behind him asking if Jackpot LOVES IT? WHATTAYA THINK BUD?
They go on the Speedway, Jackpot barely reaching the height minimum....
I wonder if we will get Tim making the Ghost Driver jokes again...
I guess their Covid fears gone away as Jenn is driving and so is "Jackpot"
To steal an inside joke between my Fiance and I...."There's a lot a meat in that car"
Jackpot looks super squished between them.
They are now going to ride Teacups....Jackpot doesn't look very thrilled.
Jackpot looks completely confused and mesmerized by what is going on.
Tim really didn't want to spin the teacup, but Jenn insisted.
Tim seem shocked the line for 7 Dwarves is long....
Uhh ohh the Friars Nook is open and Tim is audibly aroused.
Tim got Buffalo Chicken Tots....Tim thought the celery was broccoli....be easy on Tim he's not used to eating veggies.
They both really loved the Buffalo Chicken Tots.
Tim seems shocked there's so few people in the Hub....Maybe because there isn't anything going on at the Castle so people aren't drawn there as they used to be.
Tim and Jenn try to figure out what ride JACK$ON LUUUUUUUUUUURVED THE MOST
Ohh what a shocker....they got another white family to do the outro.
This kid looks absolutely fed up with this tit day in day out.