The Tim Tracker #87 We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut

[Heidi27]

We need a eye roll emoji, I swear to god she does that fake ass laugh at everything

Oh look there's a dead duck

Gin - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gin here is to you

 

[Darktrooper0205]

There is some research out there that bicycling over a certain amount of time each week may lead to low sperm counts.
not sure if that was really involved with theirs but I did look it up

Hot dogs and theme park food the culprit?

 

[dingdangdong]

She seems genuinely happy when she’s swinging that pee stick around. I think she desperately wants a daughter.

 

[peteburnsreincarnated]

If they did really raise 40k for Planned Parenthood, I respect them so much for that.
But Jenn is still a cunt so.

 

[Rebelle]

Seems the left side has a big chunk missing!

Could be the direction he parts his hair when styled? My 3yr old has a little “grownup” haircut and the one entire side is shaved up to the part. I don’t have to constantly try to make a straight line in the part with a comb on a wiggly toddler who’s excited to go out.

I wouldn’t doubt for a second that Buddy has access to full scissors though.

 

[mjm9]

Have you seen how much their patreon has made? It’s crazy! I hadn’t watched AllEars in awhile anyway, but I did watch the new channel’s first two videos and there’s definitely a different vibe to them. Tuning into that twitch stream though… her fans are just as crazy as the Trackers.

On her Instagram page it appears Hot Topics is one of her sponsors.

 

[mjm9]

If they are smart they are insured for business loss and loss of income

I was not aware of such insurance existing!

Wow, getting insured for being lazy, entitled and out of touch with their audience causing their views to drop AND they still get PAID!!

What is this insurance called?

 

[TheDukeOfGrifting]

Just gonna drop this here…
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Whom was that directed at? Kinda funny…don’t police or moderate, while this is a moderation to police and moderate.

 

[SmokesignallingMrDiabetes]

I agree, that's why I mentioned it. I've stayed at many, many hotels in my years and I've never smelled bleach on the actual sheets. Sometimes, there is a residual cleaner smell in the room, but not the sheets.

If I don’t smell bleach in a hotel room I take it as a sign it wasn’t thoroughly cleaned and start inspecting it

 

[NanTeaDrew]

which brings me to my next question - how do I get the video taken down or report that my kid is in it and I don't approve? Not only did we end up in that one but in live stream for Ear to Ear Magic that day as well. WTF? AK was crawling with them that day.

Via YouTube.

Search Google for Youtube Help, privacy complaint report.

Unsure if there’s an opportunity to explain, you do not feel comfortable contacting the creator first and simply want YouTube to handle it.

 

[bhg469]

Agreed!! If I could convince my family to move out of PA, we’d be anywhere outside of the snow/ice belt.

We moved from Buffalo a year ago. Family is still behind and I wish they would come but my mental health is vastly improved. I admitted here that I was on multiple anti depression meds for over a year before and now I'm off them completely.

That cookies was delicious!
And fuck your Jenn!

Crumble is right by my house. We went there once. It can't hold a candle to insomnia or Gideon's.

 

[Future Ghost]

More like first name: Taxson, Middle name: Property. A yearly reminder to pay their taxes on his birthday.

Or first name: Payton, middle name: Taxson

(and no offense to any of you with a child named Payton; i’m sure you pay your taxes on time )

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

I don't know. I had a lot of trouble conceiving. Multiple doctors, nothing wrong that they could tell, just not falling pregnant. After 6 years I finally got pregnant. Had my son. The literal first time we had sex after having the baby I got pregnant with my daughter!

You are meant to be more fertile just after the birth, so that would make sense in your case, but Jackson is 2 1/2 and they’ve actually been trying for this one.

 

[Southpaw33]

It's not a rumor. He said it.

@26:26 in the vlog, he starts by talking about why they bring J. to SeaWorld / Discovery Cove and his personal memories of SeaWorld.
@26:50 or so, he says that marine biology was his ultimate plan / his "life goal"

Yep. There is also a part in a q&a live from 3 or so years ago where he says this as well. They both answer what they actually wanted to do for jobs and Jenn thought she would be a history teacher and Tim said marine biologist.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Maybe this is their “palm tree” baby.

This is their ONE CHAINZ baby. Or perhaps their gay contagious baby?

 

[HiJenn]

Since we know she is actually knocked up again I'm really surprised that they didn't just wait and announce on the Wish cruise... There were lots of great ideas people threw out that would have probably gotten them way more views than this shitty announcement

If she didn't plan for Jo's bday, she's not planning for a baby reveal.

The first time happen to overlap with a free disney trip

 

[camaro96396]

I imagine Tim will be at Epcot on September 11-12.
Jimmie Allen is playing at Eat to the Beat

Please NOOOOO!!! I'll be there and do not want the remote chance to even see him from afar,,,,

 

[Sunflower96]

Maybe they can name it "Tackson" so Timmy isn't left out.

I can see this happening, esp if it is a girl. Jackson starts w a J for Jen and they have the same birthday month, and the new baby (girl) will start with a T for Tim since they may share the same birthday month.

What was her moms name?

 

[Bellatrix221]

That's new to me, is it normally for places to wash sheets in bleach if anything shouldn't the bleach be coming from the cleaners doing the bathroom an floors? I'd imagine the sheets would be done in the industrial washers an on a very high heat

We didn't even use bleach to wash the laundry in the care home an you can imagine just what we had to clean off sheets, clothes, blankets an everything else

Exactly! I work for a hospital and bleach is a common allergy for people so you are definitely correct about the industrial washers on very high heat with mild detergent used! Same for the towels and such as well for hospitals and hotels

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

It would be cut wispy in the front like that for 2 reasons:
First, so when you style it to the side it lays nicer across the head.
Second, so when you choose not to style it he doesn’t look like Lloyd Christmas.

Like layers for dudes right?